Monty by Jim Meddick for July 25, 2011

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There are some CDC guys over there. Quick put on this hat and sunglasses. Hi there! Have either of you seen this individual? We suspect he may be a carrier of X-1 9117. X-1 9117? What's that? Oh. Um. That's classified. There's no cause for alarm. It's not like it's some mutant virus developed by the Defense Department or anything... Heh! Heh! Heh! No. Heh! Of course not! And even if it were, no major pharmaceutical firm has any knowledge of, or link to its production...