Monty by Jim Meddick for July 26, 2011
Transcript:
Well, like I said X-1 917 is classified. But we can assure you, there's no cause for alarm. Your neighborhood is perfectly safe, and the government has everything under... Your fly is down. Good Lord, no! No! Please don't let it in this way! Contaminated through my groin! A mutant virus zombie crotch... Spreading through my lymph nodes and... Dave, he... He's messing with you...
It’s a good thing his suit is yellow.