Monty by Jim Meddick for November 19, 2012
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What's with the cardboard turkey? It's a Thanksgiving decoration!.... Thanksgiving? What does a turkey have to do with it? Well, back in th' day, th' Indians and Pilgrims got together t' party, and th' main dish was a big, roast... Um... Tofu based product... Yeah. I still don't see what the turkey has to do with it. Um... The head Indian was Big Chief Squatting Turkey.
a turkey is no more closely related to a parrot than a human is to any other mammal. Well, a little closer but people eat monkey meat so my point remains valid.