Monty by Jim Meddick for January 25, 2013
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Transcript:
A cat hair lands on your ball and you predict a javelin injury to the head?! Wait! I truly do see danger in your future! Oh, ok. Sure. What other gross residue is smudged on that disgusting ball of your? Potato salad! I... I see you severely injured by potato salad! Please! Don't go! Crazy old loon! She needs to get some @#$@#$ Windex, man! She... I swear, I notified my dispatcher about the rear latch!... I swear on a stack of Bibles!
Mad magazine did something similar to this many years ago. Guy was at a fortune teller and she predicted all kinds of weird stuff and as he walked out the door a sign fell on him, a truck lost control and headed straight for him….can’t remember what all….