Monty by Jim Meddick for December 13, 2014
December 12, 2014
December 14, 2014
Transcript:
What exactly is this?... Oh... Just a standard agreement... Sign here, here and here. Very well... I believe this concludes our business, Me. Claus... I'll make sure Ms. Pennebaker gets all additional materials to you by Thursday... Good day, sir. And remember: delivery on or before the 25th.
Egrayjames almost 10 years ago
Santa needs a damn good lawyer….and quick! Don’t call Joe.
chrisdakin almost 10 years ago
Santa better call Saul…
puddlesplatt almost 10 years ago
methinks Santa will not make it to the Sedge household!
Strod almost 10 years ago
So… The little toad and his pack of lawyers managed to get this random man in a Santa costume to sign a contract (as Santa Claus). If the man fails to deliver, who are they gonna sue? The real Santa? The random man who they don’t even realize is not Santa?They’ve been swindled! And this time, I cheer!
yangeldf almost 10 years ago
alright, I thought that lawyer was just humoring the brat yesterday, but now I believe he actually thinks that guy on the chair is the real Santa…Sedwick employs crazy people…
ChessPirate almost 10 years ago
“Man, this job gets weirder every year!”
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
That poor department store Santa is dazed and confused. Sedgie is on a power-trip, and Sedgie’s lawyers are insane; but they’re well paid by the senior Mr. Nuttingham, so who cares?
I trust that the real Santa will have nothing for Master Sedgwick, or his looney lawyers, but a miserly lump of coal.
Hunter7 almost 10 years ago
Sedgie knows how to conclude a business transaction. It is about the only thing he has learned from dear father.