Monty by Jim Meddick for October 03, 2016
Transcript:
EB, I need your help removing a splinter from my right pinky toe. It's and a hard place for me to reach. Um. Ok. You'll have to be super, super careful... It just so happens I'm hypersensitive in my... Aaaahh! What the @#$@#?! So far I've only dabbed it with a moist Q-tip! I can feel the lollipop stick thing through the cotton swab!!
Dobie Takahama over 8 years ago
THAT’S worse than the splinter??
Randy B Premium Member over 8 years ago
How does he walk on those things?
jvo over 8 years ago
How about catastrophe, catastrophe sounds good.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago
I did a Tom Cruise slide once and got a 3" sliver of wood in my foot, ouch!!!!
J Short over 8 years ago
I’m torn between 9 yards and Kit a Kaboodle.
reverendike over 8 years ago
Why does he need to bend over the chair for this? Very odd.
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
Touchy, touchy pinky boo-boo! Hey, get over it, Monty! Take it like a man!
RWill over 8 years ago
“How about the arse in marketing?”
Claire Jordan over 8 years ago
I got a splinter in my ankle and I had to go to my GP for the practice nurse to remove it, because it was too far away to focus on with my reading glasses and too close for my distance specs, so however I looked at it it was a blur.
Daeder over 8 years ago
Can we go with “kettle of fish”?
RCH45ACP over 8 years ago
Let’s go with “kit and caboodle”.