Monty by Jim Meddick for December 29, 2016
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What the @#$@#$ is that? I had P soup in a travel mug and the lid came loose on the way over... Well, take your coat off. Um. Ok. But I have an embarrassing sweater on underneath this coat that I'm only wearing because it's handknit and I feel guilty giving it to Goodwill... Ok. But the come back on. Maybe try scraping the soup off with a credit card...
Goodwill would refuse it.