Now I know what I want to be when I grow up. My name is MATT, Marshmallow Abstinence Trainer Technician, it’s a 2 year degree.
This is a real thing, btw. Not the prep, but the marshmallow test.
If you can wait to see the marshmallow abstinence trainer, that’s even better.
This Sunday… The Peeps test!
Careful, if you don’t engage in marshmallow abstinence, you could get an STD (Snack-Timed Disappointment).
Egad! So much I missed out on as a youth! And I didn’t even crush on marshmallows that much!
Next week: How to make the sun shine by buying ice cream…
F-Flash over 6 years ago
Now I know what I want to be when I grow up. My name is MATT, Marshmallow Abstinence Trainer Technician, it’s a 2 year degree.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 6 years ago
This is a real thing, btw. Not the prep, but the marshmallow test.
Kaputnik over 6 years ago
If you can wait to see the marshmallow abstinence trainer, that’s even better.
PO' DAWG over 6 years ago
This Sunday… The Peeps test!
eb110americana over 6 years ago
Careful, if you don’t engage in marshmallow abstinence, you could get an STD (Snack-Timed Disappointment).
Sisyphos over 6 years ago
Egad! So much I missed out on as a youth! And I didn’t even crush on marshmallows that much!
fredd13 over 6 years ago
Next week: How to make the sun shine by buying ice cream…