this isn’t even a cartoonish exaggeration, I’ve seen people walk into fountains, fall off escalators, and even heard of proposals to put the street crossing signals on the curb for people who never look up.
This is why I don’t have a smartphone. (I do have a flip phone, though.) I don’t want become a mindless zombie walking around with my face glued to a screen all the time.
Yakety Sax almost 6 years ago
Real life zombie. Needs a brain.
Ratbrat almost 6 years ago
Twitter boy. I love it! I will use it, oh yes, I will. Using “twit” doesn’t seem to work.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Yale has CROSSING GUARDS!
Loopy Frogger Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Thanks for making my Sunday morning !!!!!
Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 6 years ago
I’m kinda fond of the little squirrel footprints in my own front sidewalk.
yangeldf almost 6 years ago
this isn’t even a cartoonish exaggeration, I’ve seen people walk into fountains, fall off escalators, and even heard of proposals to put the street crossing signals on the curb for people who never look up.
tad1 almost 6 years ago
This is why I don’t have a smartphone. (I do have a flip phone, though.) I don’t want become a mindless zombie walking around with my face glued to a screen all the time.
jonesbeltone almost 6 years ago
I think they should throw firecrackers at him.
Sisyphos almost 6 years ago
Confiscate his phone. Bury it in the cement of the sidewalk. Then, take Monty and his cement overshoes to a nearby dock….
T- Mak almost 6 years ago
Where did his phone go?