Monty by Jim Meddick for October 27, 2019

This even got me thinking of eating some candy and I don’t even like the stuff. Luckily the only candy in the house are cough drops.

We have a ton of candy in the house at all times. We find that scarcity makes for binge noshing. When it’s always there, it’s easier to ignore. This won’t work for everyone, but it does for us.

We had Trick or Treat yesterday. One kid. A little rainy and too far between houses.

Quotes the Mars Company.

Disgusting

Good thing Pilsner doesn’t care for marshmallows. My dad gave some to our parakeet as a kid and it did not end well. :(

Yes, I buy candy for Halloween that I do like. I can ignore most of it until Halloween, and I will eventually eat what is left over.

“Spent Marshmallow Cores” will be my band name after next.

Reminds me of the old joke about the old woman who gets a visitor and he sits next to a bowl of shelled peanuts…

Pilsner, lead us not into temptation. Moonie’s relapse is on you!

Moondog’s cargo shorts and over the calf socks are a fashion statement. What they are saying I’m not sure.

Moon-pie Dog!