Monty by Jim Meddick for March 09, 2020

The pink panther strikes again!

It was doomed because it’s “savage breast”! The beast is not amused.

Bully Cat is only into songs that have one cat in the yard…

Just his cat-way of saying “Your guitar is out of tune and you can’t sing worth a sh…”

Maybe try some Cat Stevens.

Try BÖC’s “Catzilla”.

He’s not a two cat kitteh. Even Cat Stevens is unwelcome.

Thanks. This reminds me that the old days weren’t all so good. There was crap like that.

OMG! It’s a descendent of “World War Three”!!!

Monty’s useless. Fleshy’s going to have to outfox this cat.

Slowly I start to like this bully-cat.

Maybe the cat really liked the song but just hated the way you were mangling it. Ever think of that?

Reminded of “Animal House” and “charming young man with guitar”.

Stick with just CS&N, leave that Idiot Y out.

Until he replaces it, that instrument will only play “While My Guitar Gently Weeps”… ☺

I love how Monty has a get-up for everything he does, but never fails to look like a pretentious dweeb.

Try some Bobcat Goldthwait comedy…

Shoulda said one cat in the yard. Fleshy don’t share.

I guess the beast didn’t appreciate Monty’s caterwauling.

Maybe something from the Stray Kats.

Play some “Three Dog Night”

Hippy Monty vs. Bully-Cat? No contest. Plus, Monty’s taste in Golden Oldies sucks (IMO).