Monty by Jim Meddick for June 08, 2020

The first day Sedgie decides to skip it, Rigby’s making a break for Bermuda.

I love one of William Gates interviews where he says that being sequestered isn’t so bad. ‘I get to do a little work and someone brings me food.’

Yes Bill, the simple life……

I don’t know if it is true as I read it on the internet, but Kelly Ripa is supposed to be locked down, suffering, somewhere in the Caribbean!! Oh the humanities!!

I am mowing my lawn by walking around on it so much.

Master Sedgwick never disappoints !!

You need lessons to parasail? I thought you just sat there in the harness. Not that I would ever do it (I’m not afraid of heights; I’m just afraid of falling from them).

Who’d be dumb enough to leave an oil lamp in a kids room with this doofus around?

A lot of celebrities fled NY and California for their vacation spots. It’s because they can.

Who’s Kelly Ripa?

Poor kid!

geez! i love the characters in this strip!

in the late seventies, when I was in my twenties, I worked in a ladie’s shoe store on Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills. Many customers were a part of the international elite ultra rich. Most were polite and seemingly normal, but some of them I half-jokingly refereed to as “Self indulgent social parasites.” Nonetheless, it was a great laboratory to study human nature.

Ah, the life of the entitled.

The Private Lockdown Diaries of Sedgwick Nuttingham III will be golden on the gossip market, I tell you! Scan and sell, Jarvis! This is your chance to get back at the Young Master for all the unjust humiliations he has inflicted on you!