Monty by Jim Meddick for June 13, 2020

“The Young Man and the Astigmatism”

Master Sedgwick came very close to catching a piece a foot long.

That certainly seems like dangerous sport for young Sedgwick. Generally his darts would have suction tips.

Did he go to the trouble of putting the spear back in the spear gun with the flipper still on it, or did he never fire it in the first place and just stab at the flipper?

I like the full body swimsuits with horizontal stripes.

Jarvis is aging quickly on this island. Hair turning grayer by the day…,

Go pack to cork guns, Sedgwick. Or use bow with suction cup arrow tips…much safer!

Next let’s play lawn jarts!

How is your foot?

The “blue fin” guess ended up being not too far off.

Well, it was a bluefin…. bluefin loser.

Any closer and he would have speared a Buffoony Fish.

At least you didn’t spear yourself in the foot, Blunderboy! That makes you about as good as Nuttingham Security the other day….