A chicken walks into a library and says, “bock”. The librarian shrugs and hands her a a book. She takes it and leaves. The next day the chicken returns and says “bock bock”, and the librarian hands her two books. Off she goes. The next day, the chicken returns and says “bock bock bock”, and the librarian hands her three books.
The librarian finally gets curious and decide to follow her to see what she’s doing with all these books.
She goes down to a nearby pond. A frog is sitting on the bank and the chicken shows him the books.
The chicken look at the frog, says “bock bock bock”, and hands the books to the frog.
The frog looks at each book and says “reddit reddit reddit”.
Beatlesfan over 3 years ago
Or how about you are the Terminator, finish the sentence “I’ll be ______”
tonypezzano over 3 years ago
Technically they were Baroque composers.
tonypezzano over 3 years ago
Tomorrow they will being singing a song from My Fair Lady .
socalvillaguy Premium Member over 3 years ago
A play-off on the old joke…nice.
https://www.barrypopik.com/index.php/new_york_city/entry/maybe_i_shouldve_said_dimaggio
Kaputnik over 3 years ago
Patently ridiculous. Who would prefer Vivaldi to Bach?
Well, assuming we’re talking the father and not one of the sons.
syzygy47 over 3 years ago
Okay, give my head a shake. I just thought of the song Amadeus by Falco performed by Muppet chickens.
dtp* over 3 years ago
Technically, we’re talking Baroque (not Classical) composers here.
P51Strega over 3 years ago
What’s the most obscure rule in baseball?
“Bawk”
henshaven Premium Member over 3 years ago
Strangely, chickens CAN teach humans to talk. But the syntax is difficult.
Mountain Meg over 3 years ago
A chicken walks into a library and says, “bock”. The librarian shrugs and hands her a a book. She takes it and leaves. The next day the chicken returns and says “bock bock”, and the librarian hands her two books. Off she goes. The next day, the chicken returns and says “bock bock bock”, and the librarian hands her three books.
The librarian finally gets curious and decide to follow her to see what she’s doing with all these books.
She goes down to a nearby pond. A frog is sitting on the bank and the chicken shows him the books.
The chicken look at the frog, says “bock bock bock”, and hands the books to the frog.
The frog looks at each book and says “reddit reddit reddit”.
SNVBD over 3 years ago
Bok. Bach. Now I get it…
Totalloser Premium Member over 3 years ago
The Ants in France stay mainly on the plants : Fred Flintstone
nosirrom over 3 years ago
I bet that chicken knows Moondog’s favorite style of beer.
walstib Premium Member over 3 years ago
Maybe “Jim Meddick” is an alias for the political cartoonist Chip Bok. (Spare us, BTW).
kartis over 3 years ago
I can’t Handel this.
jonesbeltone over 3 years ago
Moondog is on the ropes Pilsner. Finish him.
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
I remember when the great W. C. Fields sold a “talking dog” in a bar.
After the money has changed hands, the dog “says”, “If that’s all I’m worth to you, I’ll never speak again.”
“He’s darn stubborn, you know. He’ll keep his word.” said ventriloquist Fields.
jski14 over 3 years ago
I always thought chickens said “buk” rather than “bok.”
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
And what is your favorite Asian vegetable which ends with “choy?”
Daeder over 3 years ago
“Who’s your favorite right wing propaganda spewing cartoonist?”
70440758 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Way to go Pilsner! You had me for a sec. Didn’t even see your beak move. Nice.
Out of the Past over 3 years ago
If a guy believes a parrot is teaching a chicken to talk, why wouldn’t he also believe it worked.
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
Ha! Good one, Pilsner! Moonie looks properly perplexed.
(And “bok/Bach” was a clever pun, too.)
Aladar30 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Pilsner is trying to save his wife.