Monty by Jim Meddick for April 12, 2022

A sculpture of what?

Congratulations staying on task

He has attention deficit disorder brought on by a hatred of taxes.

No-one likes doing their taxes, even if their getting a refund.

That’s the Fine Art of procrastination, Monty. Trust me, I know it well!

And then Fleshy started balancing on a ball…

Not creative enough. Go for the paper cut. Realizing you don’t have any bandages you head downtown to the drug store but you pass the Whistle Stop and figure you need an antiseptic. Since the germs are now flowing in your veins, a better treatment would be an internal sterilizing application. Plus you need to calm your nerves after the trauma of the villainous government assault. How dare they send such sharp paper. Better make it a double and start again tomorrow.

Much easier than “doing taxes”, by far.

I can relate because I have been putting it off since Feb 1st when I started. Putting it of. Tomorrow I’ll probably file for an extension, today started way too early.

I thought he was supposed to be a genius

Preparing ur tax return is going to get easier, with the new “Supercharged Double-Turbo Tax”, it runs on gasoline. Vroom!

It is good to see how blessed I was last year. This year is going well, too.

We all stall when it comes to doing taxes…

It’s called procrastination.

That’s the danger of taking amphetamines before starting a tedious multi-detailed task.

Well, it was very taxing building it.

But is it deductible? :)

I can’t see anything.

He needs some ADD to help him focus. Too easily distracted.

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