Monty by Jim Meddick for May 22, 2024

Sedgwick would never get on a public train.

Don’t think Sedwick won that one. Kids are smarter than you realise.

I am familiar with that line.

I can’t beleive he has ever been on the subway

It’s going to be a while before he grows a pair… if ever.

“Can’t do rings? Pshaw, my good fellow, some of the rarest (and thus most valuable) rings in my collection once belonged to English monarchs, Indian moguls, and Turkish sultans!”

Quick thinking, Jarvis! :)

“Chubby”? That’s from leading a leisurely life.

when i was a kid the schoolyard bullies used to poke kids like sedgy with a stick

OH, hes chubby? now I feel sad for this rotten apple.