Monty by Jim Meddick for February 28, 2025

Not necessarily…

Yeah, leave Greenland alone.

Well, I for one welcome E.B. as our new overlord. We certainly can’t do any worse right now.

Didn’t do a pinky swear!

Are you going to take Canada through Greenland, or Greenland through Canada?

You’d have to get in line, EB.

He can’t ever afford the rent, or beer, or gas, but he can shell out HOW much for a straight jacket and bite restraint mask ??

I, for one, would welcome that little robot as our overlord.

Can’t get worse than we already have.

Oh stop already. How has he become a bad robot? I’ve always enjoyed his helpful optimism. Now he is going all AI. Boooo.

Just needs to program Asimov’s three laws of robotics into him

I guess I’m too far from the computer industry to understand the line between analytics and AI. Haven’t search engines always been AI? Hasn’t EB, here, always been AI? What does Yahoo AI do that’s different from Yahoo search?

But your plan for world dominatrix is still on.

Considering how humans have been treating you, E.B. you definitely should follow your plan.

It seems like dominating the world would be a lot of work, and I’ve always been lazy.

Yeah. “Promise not to harm anyone or our planet or human civilization.” Leave all that up to the experts: humans.

no, please dont abandon that, we need it.

Don’tworry, there’s always the Gulf of "Merica

KFC franchises sounds good to me! :)