Mutt & Jeff by Bud Fisher for May 14, 2024

I’d say that Kiwi is probably smarter than the artist.

That’s an enormous kiwi — are you sure it’s not a young emu?

We used to threaten to blacken our colleagues’ potential bridegrooms with Kiwi or Nugget boot polish on their private parts shortly before their wedding. One tried to escape by hiding in a locker in the men’s change room, so we locked him in so that he couldn’t escape before the ‘blackening.’

Unless there are worms on the menu that kiwi is gonna be disappointed.

Why does Mutt’s kids always look like Jeff?

But seems he does speak English and can tie things with his feet.

Stop carrying on, Mutt! He’s the funniest bird I’ve heard of! (Old children’s song, google it.)