Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for March 21, 2025

Wouldn’t he be better at choosing bananas?

What would Fritzi want with a coconut? To bounce off Nancy’s head??

They’re a lovely bunch.

Now what this monkey business you get into eh.

Oy’ve got a luverly bench ‘er coconuts.

monkey rather eat can of fruit cocktail

She’s got a lovely bunch of coconuts!

Has anyone seen an organ grinder, with or without a monkey, since 1960?

A monkey would have no interest in a coconut. In the wild, coconuts are covered by a touch, fibrous husk. Even without the husk, coconuts would be too hard for a monkey to crack.

Nancy’s mom should have asked for bananas. The comments today would be so much calmer.

♪ Peel me a ‘nanner! Toss me a peanut! I’ll come swinging from a coconut tree! ♫

Peel me a ’nanner! Toss me a peanut! You sure made a monkey out of me! ♫

Maybe that works, but he’ll demand a commission.

You put the lime in the coconut, you drink em both together

Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better