Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 09, 2008
Transcript:
Turtle: Um.. excuse me... Danae: ? How did you manage to get yourself stuck up there? Turtle: Well... it's a long story... but if you help me, I'll grant you 3 wishes. Danae: You have a deal, magic turtle! Turtle: Thanks, kid. Danae: Wait... what about my three wishes? Turtle: C'mon... don't you think I could've gotten myself out of that predicament if I had magic powers? Joe: So how's our day going, Danae? Danae: Well... I think I learned how the stock market works.
lisalisalisa about 16 years ago
Bravo.
dgholstein about 16 years ago
You know, the Sunday NQs (especially those with the talking horses/turtles, or Basil) have always struck me as a bit more whimsy, or fantasy, and a bit harder to figure out. This one fits neatly into that category, but more so; I wasn’t surprised to see Danae disappointed, but wasn’t expecting such a prosaic response from a talking turtle.
markj0119 about 16 years ago
Thats just how Obama got elected. America is going to get hustled just like Danae did.
aerwalt about 16 years ago
Markj: Sadly, you are probably right.
dicktheassrancher almost 16 years ago
risk vs. reasonable expectation
hailcaesar almost 16 years ago
Simply hilarious, but if you really want to get a laugh, substitute President Elect Obama as the turtle…. Then Danae will conclude in the last frame, well… I think I learned how politics works. Then again, maybe we won’t be laughing after all.
B0B_E almost 16 years ago
doctortoon - that’s profound considering how the democRATS acted for the last 8 years.
Wiley creator almost 16 years ago
I would greatly appreciate it if readers posting comments here would direct their thoughts and opinions toward the subject and point of the cartoon itself.
This cartoon has absolutely nothing to do with president-elect Obama, nor anything about the election. If you want to vent your feelings and opinions about the election, there is no shortage of political chat rooms to do it.
This just a cartoon page. Let’s keep the discussion on cartoons, ok?
alife almost 16 years ago
I click favorited for the comic not the comments:D
margueritem almost 16 years ago
Sometimes the stock market is just the stockmarket. Thanks Wiley.
cacolley7811 almost 16 years ago
Doctortoon, I think you have a very good jerk-o-meter. Markj0119 just seems to be making comments out of far ‘right’ field. I saw the one on Lio and it just didn’t make sense.
webcat411 almost 16 years ago
… and this is a picture I will remember for a while…Thanks for your insight… webcat411
im_zogh almost 16 years ago
Thank you Wiley for clarifying that. I’m guessing some people take the title of your strip semi-literally. [An inference or conclusion that does not follow from the premises or evidence].
boomers10 almost 16 years ago
sorry but the first thing i thought of was that the correct substitution should have been pres. elect obama for the stock market
bubbie7 almost 16 years ago
markj. better than what bush gave us for 8 years
Sternvogel almost 16 years ago
The line “Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help” is attributed to Alex Haley, who died in 1992. I don’t think the quote originated with him, though.
Similarly, I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that this joke was first told long before George W. Bush became president, with another political figure as the subject:
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/jokes/bljokebushpostturtle.htm
The book “Winnie-the-Pooh” was first published in 1926, ten years before John McCain was born.
margueritem almost 16 years ago
Wiley says:
I would greatly appreciate it if readers posting comments here would direct their thoughts and opinions toward the subject and point of the cartoon itself.
This cartoon has absolutely nothing to do with president-elect Obama, nor anything about the election. If you want to vent your feelings and opinions about the election, there is no shortage of political chat rooms to do it.
This just a cartoon page. Let’s keep the discussion on cartoons, ok?
I guess I’d better repeat this. Please pay heed to what the cartoonist asks of us, his readers. Thank you.
kseuch almost 16 years ago
Couldn’t agree with Wiley more! Must everything be about Obama and Mc Cain? Especially since Danae is talking about the Stock Market! C’mon, Obama won, elections are over,get over it!
sentvisser almost 16 years ago
I’m glad to see that you tune into the comments Wiley. This strip joins my two previous all-time favorites - Dilbert’s cartoon on the 7 advantages of being dumb, and the Doonesbury’s cartoon where one of the characters is asked what would he do if he woke one day and found that he was Donald Trump. (He would have to kill himself.)
Anyway, for those comment writers who don’t get this cartoon (all of you), I interpret it as being about the credit crisis and the government bailout. The financial institutions (the turtle) don’t really get how they got up on the post, and don’t know how to get off it. The government bailout enables the banks etc. to survive, but the government wants the banks to lend that money out so that the economy can expand again (2 of the 3 wishes?). There’s a good chance that may not happen.
If I’m wrong on Wiley’s intent, it doesn’t matter. Great art is great because of the variety of meanings that viewers find in it. This cartoon is great art, because it says much more than all the stuff that I have read on the financial crisis.
Wildmustang1262 almost 16 years ago
¡Venga en! ¡Consiga una vida! ¡Las campañas para Obama y McCain estuvieron sobre! ¡Obama ganó! ¡Es tiempo de mover en!
SpaceRat almost 16 years ago
QUOTE: “doctortoon says: Wiley - I apologize for my role today in turning this into a political discussion page.”
Good grief man, you don’t have to kiss his ass.
Benedick almost 16 years ago
Oh gosh guys, be nice! We’re all fighting like little kids! I’m sorry if one of my comments on Lio made a lot of people angry. However, I disagree somewhat with Wiley. Somewhat. I think that when an election is coming up or just passed you simply can’t avoid political jokes and maybe–maybe–just a bit of discussion. If you don’t like listening to discussion then don’t read the comments and just read the comic. And by the way, doctortoon, I respect you for somebody who’s willing to say you’re sorry even if you don’t share my political views.
Robboh almost 16 years ago
Regardless of whether or not this was originally a political joke, the beauty of Danae’s insight is that she sees it as an apt description of how the stock market works for the average investor: stockbrokers/financial advisors take advantage of gullible investors who believe that their advisors know some magic about stocks/bonds/etc. If brokers really knew what they were doing they wouldn’t be up the post as they are today and they wouldn’t be telling their clients, Gee, sorry you lost your money, but we just didn’t expect things to get so bad!
Lawrence D Bohan over 15 years ago
almost the best