Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 23, 2009
November 22, 2009
November 24, 2009
Transcript:
Test your sardonic skill by filling in the sandwich board and win prizes, fame and glory below your wildest dreams in... The Great Non Sequitur Sign-Off!
It takes guts to share your beliefs - and your chicken! Man, I do love a good chicken. And having a personal belief system ain’t too shabby either. - Kristi
My Texas-born momma’s fried chicken was a religious experience!
Ok, folks…? You can’t enter the contest here. Click on the link at the top of the page. Your posts here aren’t considered, but someone might steal your idea and submit it.
And, no, I never heard of the movie, “Delicatessen”.
Please send your entries for the Non Sequitur Sign Off to nonseqsignoff@amuniversal.com. We also need your Name, Phone Number, Email Address and Hometown Newspaper (if applicable). Just out the full rules and details on the Blog.
Obama Stimlus Spaghetti $10 Trillion
Pelosi Partisan Pudding $8.5 Billion
Reid “Ridin’ the Fence” Peyote Free in CA & CO
Beiden Bullion
(Thin and watery) $Priceless
@kramyellek Re: No link at the top of the page when using Firefox
Try refreshing / reloading the page. The link wasn’t there when I first came to the site, but showed up when I went to page 2 of the comments and was still there when I went back to page 1. You and I probably just ran into a timing issue, where we came to the page before the link was added to the page. (FWIW, I’m running Firefox 3.5.5.)
WindSpider almost 15 years ago
Also known as the Morte-Deli?
DevXIII almost 15 years ago
You do realize there’s a film called “Delicatessen” that uses this as its’ main plot, right?
IncredibleWerekitty almost 15 years ago
All cuts of meat are 100% filler and additive free.
carmy almost 15 years ago
The Businessman Special. Since he’s on the menu, it will be a surprise special too.
fencepost almost 15 years ago
hm, that site redirects back to this page. Perhaps the contest was not ready quickly enough?
vasgar1 almost 15 years ago
My creative juices are flowing!
cleokaya almost 15 years ago
We have an undressed turkey sandwich Also a sirloin strip. Oysters, unadorned on the half shell.
Drink special:
Strip and Go Naked Cocktail.
Dessert special”
Zested Orange peel Tart
madKanga almost 15 years ago
Nature red in tooth and cleaver
XslayerALE almost 15 years ago
Now Serving Man!
valsinger almost 15 years ago
Serving New Yorkers since 2008
nonsequitous almost 15 years ago
Now Serving Man!
Gives new meaning to “Can I serve who’s next?”
Oops! Gave away my contest entry.
(or did he … )
nonsequitous almost 15 years ago
It takes guts to share your beliefs - and your chicken! Man, I do love a good chicken. And having a personal belief system ain’t too shabby either. - Kristi
My Texas-born momma’s fried chicken was a religious experience!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D18NS0FJ83o
nonsequitous almost 15 years ago
You do realize there’s a film called “Delicatessen” that uses this as its’ main plot, right?
Does Sweeney Todd get a … sl-l-lice of the profits?
wicky almost 15 years ago
Frickin chicasee.
marsupialtits almost 15 years ago
Soup Du Jour: Rats and Iguanas $9.11
ravens76mom almost 15 years ago
GRAND RE-OPENING! (under new management)
Come on in & try one of our new & improved, “Other White Meat” (“Top-of-the-food-chain”) lunch items !
(Avail. for a limited time only, while supplies last!)
captainedd almost 15 years ago
“Don’t Eat at Joe’s” Seen it in a cartoon…where a pl\ilgrim was eaten by a…bear!
Jigalong almost 15 years ago
Specials from our own Sandwich Designers
FEED THAT MAN MEAT
Seductive Soy meat $ 5.99 Big Beefy Nutmeat $ 5.45 Hearty Tofu Meat $ 5.75 Juicy Branmite minute steak $ 6.20
All sandwiches served with fresh naturally grown organic leaves, tossed in our delicious, chlorine free, non-buffered spring water.
cleothemuse almost 15 years ago
We put the “buff” in “buffet”!
avarner almost 15 years ago
“Baked Snake & a ‘Tater - $2.99”
AlanS327 almost 15 years ago
“Stupidity will be served”
or
“Now serving: stupidity”
bobo67 almost 15 years ago
Special Today
Extra-Fresh
“Chipped Meat”
(Provides Guaranteed Weight Loss)
porthos almost 15 years ago
Today’s Special
Long Pig
DanoTheResistor almost 15 years ago
today’s special
Business Man Lunch
“the other white meat”
DanoTheResistor almost 15 years ago
today’s special:
is selected at random
DanoTheResistor almost 15 years ago
today’s special:
Bob-ka-bobs,
Come on in Bob
ecobill almost 15 years ago
Not for the weak of heart or the hugh of body.
rinzai almost 15 years ago
“Our lunch special is to die for.”
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 15 years ago
Today’s Special Cook: Jon Arbuckle
njchris almost 15 years ago
believe it or not, but here in NJ there was a store actually named “The Cat and Dog Deli”
sure wish I had a picture of it now.
eric stott almost 15 years ago
“Eat here and you will never eat any place else”
comicreadersincebirth almost 15 years ago
All meat served rare!
comicreadersincebirth almost 15 years ago
Wanted!!!! Cooks Diswhshers Cashiers Waiters
merlin07 almost 15 years ago
“Certified by the Hannibal Lecter school of Culinary Arts”
comicreadersincebirth almost 15 years ago
Cash for Chunkers
comicreadersincebirth almost 15 years ago
Wanted! Couch Potatoes
royman53 almost 15 years ago
Welcome! Enter freely, and of your own accord.
puddleglum1066 almost 15 years ago
Gives a whole new meaning to the claim that “Customer Delight is our most important product.”
mightywombat almost 15 years ago
I thought there were going to be contest details here…? I don’t want to post my entry unless I know this is the right place to do it!
prrdh almost 15 years ago
With apologies to Rod Serling: We Serve Mankind.
prrdh almost 15 years ago
With apologies to Rod Serling: We Serve Mankind.
comicreadersincebirth almost 15 years ago
Pardon the mess, please come in!
Wiley creator almost 15 years ago
Ok, folks…? You can’t enter the contest here. Click on the link at the top of the page. Your posts here aren’t considered, but someone might steal your idea and submit it.
And, no, I never heard of the movie, “Delicatessen”.
HabaneroBuck almost 15 years ago
All cuts of meat prepared to your exact specifications.
ds133 almost 15 years ago
“Today’s Specials
Fred and Chips Charlie Parmesan Sub Roast Ben Club Sandwich”This reminds me of the natural selection diner strip with the shish-ka-‘Bob’ as the menu / employee of the week
comicreadersincebirth almost 15 years ago
Today’s Special
Chicken Apples Tarts Specimens
DLBCyTx Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Come on In…
We’ll be Glad You Did!
Tougas almost 15 years ago
Today’s Special :
The Natural Order
comicreadersincebirth almost 15 years ago
Today’s Special
homme a la chat
printmaker almost 15 years ago
Today’s Special: filet d’homme
comicreadersincebirth almost 15 years ago
New Menu
Animal Health Care Reform
DrDeming almost 15 years ago
Come be a part of our lunch buffet special!
ScratchyPDX almost 15 years ago
“Pet Appreciation Week…Why not Wok your dog today?”
gavinseviltwin almost 15 years ago
Special: All u-can eat buffet
Dine-In only
ed_lab almost 15 years ago
NEW Food chain! (where you don’t have to be the fittest)
btorgan almost 15 years ago
Come on in and get the skinny.
Two for one special
PRICH311 almost 15 years ago
Please send your entries for the Non Sequitur Sign Off to nonseqsignoff@amuniversal.com. We also need your Name, Phone Number, Email Address and Hometown Newspaper (if applicable). Just out the full rules and details on the Blog.
-GoComics Team
kkhs1976 almost 15 years ago
“Where YOU are what WE eat!”
kramyellek almost 15 years ago
There is no link to the contest at the top of the my web page using Firefox. Appears the geeks want you to use IE instead.
Digital Frog almost 15 years ago
Sandwich Specials:
Monty Crisco Sloppy Joe
served with a side of soylent greens…
warrabit almost 15 years ago
Obama Stimlus Spaghetti $10 Trillion Pelosi Partisan Pudding $8.5 Billion Reid “Ridin’ the Fence” Peyote Free in CA & CO Beiden Bullion (Thin and watery) $Priceless
chicagopollack almost 15 years ago
Specials-
PETit fours creme brutee
Lurah almost 15 years ago
Failed Species Special - Cheap Cuts
QwertyPDX almost 15 years ago
New Customer Special!
simonbmorse almost 15 years ago
Meet the missing Cleaver family member and it’s not Beaver!
timbarb2 almost 15 years ago
Come in and make YOURSELF a Meal
OakDragon almost 15 years ago
“To Serve Man” was a short story by Damon Knight before Rod Serling adapted it for The Twilight Zone.
I once entered pork chili in a chili cook-off, giving it the title, “Mock Chili con Hombre.”
My other thought is from “Fried Green Tomatoes…”
Good Barbecue!
Wiley creator almost 15 years ago
Hellooooooooooo…. This is NOT the contest page! Click on the link at the top of the page to enter, and please read the instructions on HOW TO ENTER.
Joelobiondo almost 15 years ago
Homme Cooking.
brolin1911a1 almost 15 years ago
Today’s special – Baked Alaskan
yyyguy almost 15 years ago
apparently people cannot follow instructions.
ebrooks almost 15 years ago
Puree aux homme
DenverDaves almost 15 years ago
Hope the Non Secuitur “sign-off” is an intellectual contest and not the END!
treered almost 15 years ago
come in and meet the meat (apologies to HHGTTG)
Trebor39 almost 15 years ago
You will now become part of the food chain. Today we are serving soylent green with mashed potatoes and gravy.
jamadison4 almost 15 years ago
THAT’S NO BULL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CoBass almost 15 years ago
@kramyellek Re: No link at the top of the page when using Firefox
Try refreshing / reloading the page. The link wasn’t there when I first came to the site, but showed up when I went to page 2 of the comments and was still there when I went back to page 1. You and I probably just ran into a timing issue, where we came to the page before the link was added to the page. (FWIW, I’m running Firefox 3.5.5.)
Abensneezer almost 15 years ago
Check your clothes at the door
Lawrence Stetz Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Abensneezer: Geez, that would be a large pile of clothes at the end of the day.
Jiblet_VT almost 15 years ago
The comments are better than the contest. A “bazaar” of entries and no waiting for a winner!
rosedude almost 15 years ago
Kids under six eaten free.
reynard61 almost 15 years ago
Today’s Special: Freshest “Man”-wiches in town!
rosedude almost 15 years ago
No shirt, no shoes, no problem.
rosedude almost 15 years ago
Try our chef’s surprise.
rosedude almost 15 years ago
Nobody leaves unsatisfied.
rosedude almost 15 years ago
Try our pan-fried poodles.
rosedude almost 15 years ago
We eat what you are.
lorelei6361 almost 15 years ago
Prrdh: That’s “To Serve Man”
bigswan almost 15 years ago
Dress is Optional
rosedude almost 15 years ago
Come in hungry, leave us happy.
rosedude almost 15 years ago
We use only the freshest ingredients.
DeanBooth almost 15 years ago
TODAY’S SPECIAL
ALL YOU, CAN EAT!
Beverly Howard almost 15 years ago
This is NOT the contest page! <<
The contest page is not near as fun as these pages… and, it’s a lot more rigid.
Rodney99 almost 15 years ago
You wanna piece of me???
trying2keepup almost 15 years ago
Not sure what should be on the sign, but a place called Au Naturel with pussies in the window might be fun.
nonsequitous almost 15 years ago
”You can’t enter the contest here. Click on the link at the top of the page. Your posts here aren’t considered, but someone might steal your idea
But that (scribbling furiously) would be (‘Morte-deli’ - good one) wrong!
and submit it.” - Wiley
(pencil breaking bleeep bleeep) [ file > save page as > … ]
die2win almost 15 years ago
Mmmmm Pussycat Pastrami
madKanga almost 15 years ago
Never mind, Wiley - we know where to enter the contest, but this is a good place to try out our second best lines.
JP Steve Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Wow! The competition is awesome! I’m going to have to really think about my entry!
desturbedlio almost 15 years ago
“Warning, not appropriate for children under 18”
JoeDGiusto almost 15 years ago
We serve your pet foods.