Sad commentary that to be like Trump would be anyone’s goal; however, we are looking at from the perspective of a babbling wino, which could be derogatory to another wino.
Are you insinuating that us babbling winos are not as good as babbling politicians? Well, let me tell you something, ahh, ahh, Money will fix everything.
Since this is just another undisguised assault on a conservative figure, here is some actual humor:One day, Harry came upon a big, long ladder that stretched into the clouds. He’d walked this way every day and this ladder was never there before. Curious and brave, he began to climb. Eventually, he climbed into the layer of clouds, and saw this rather large, homely woman lying here on a cloud.She spoke, “Take me now or climb the ladder to success!”Harry figured success had to be better than this, so he continued climbing. He came upon another level of clouds, and found a thinner, cuter woman than before.She also spoke, “Take me now or climb the ladder to success!”Harry saw that his luck was changing and so continued his climb. On another level of clouds, he found a rather attractive woman with not so bad of a figure.She stated, “Take me now or climb the ladder to success!”Harry really liked his advantage now! He climbed quickly and deftly, and sure enough, on the next level, he found a gorgeous, lithe, well-endowed woman lying seductively on the cloud.“Take me now or climb the ladder to success,” she huskily whispered.Harry couldn’t believe his eyes, but his greed got the best of him. He climbed to the next level, expecting Aphrodite or similar. Suddenly, the ladder ends, and a latch closes behind him. He looks over to see a 400-pound, 6’8" hairy biker-looking guy with tattoos. The biker gets up and walks menacingly toward Harry.Apprehensively, Harry whispers, “Who are you?”The biker answers, “I’m Cess.”
EarlWash over 13 years ago
Good one, Dogsniffl
palos over 13 years ago
Sad commentary that to be like Trump would be anyone’s goal; however, we are looking at from the perspective of a babbling wino, which could be derogatory to another wino.
cdward over 13 years ago
Hey! I got this one to enlarge!
Brockie over 13 years ago
If only every American sent me 25 cents…hmmm.
roctor over 13 years ago
The apex of political success. Gameshow host!
Superfrog over 13 years ago
Isn’t the sign upsidedown?
bdaverin over 13 years ago
Whatever other truth can be said about Beck and Limbaugh, unlike Trump, they haven’t driven casinos to bankruptcy.
Knightman Premium Member over 13 years ago
Aah the pinnacle of success. Blowhard Ameritus!
Varnes over 13 years ago
You’re right bdaverin, they are just morally bankrupt!…
pdchapin over 13 years ago
Haven’t you heard. Driving casinos to bankruptcy was Trump’s secret plan to improve American morality.
celeconecca over 13 years ago
how about a level thay reads *"able to pay bills and go to a movie"?
lewisbower over 13 years ago
Are you insinuating that us babbling winos are not as good as babbling politicians? Well, let me tell you something, ahh, ahh, Money will fix everything.
Destiny23 over 13 years ago
OK, that’s Tatulli and Miller out of the way. Who’s next? (Trump’s such an easy target!!) :o)
Cmlbx over 13 years ago
One step missing, blowhard on TV.
tcolkett over 13 years ago
Wiley is the best. Absolutely perfect comment!
prrdh over 13 years ago
Superfrog, it’s a rectal thermometer; the orientation is irrelevant.
CedarCircle over 13 years ago
This seems to be an extension of last week’s celebrity theme.
yuggib over 13 years ago
And, if I remember correctly, the gummint also did not sell it off, thereby compounding their incompetence to run the “Chicken Ranch.”
Wiley creator over 13 years ago
Think it was mere coincidence that Trump announced he’s not running for president after this cartoon was published? :-)
LocoOwl over 13 years ago
Anyone who ever thought that Trump was serious really needs to get out more and cut down on the YouTube.
sleepeeg3 over 13 years ago
Since this is just another undisguised assault on a conservative figure, here is some actual humor:One day, Harry came upon a big, long ladder that stretched into the clouds. He’d walked this way every day and this ladder was never there before. Curious and brave, he began to climb. Eventually, he climbed into the layer of clouds, and saw this rather large, homely woman lying here on a cloud.She spoke, “Take me now or climb the ladder to success!”Harry figured success had to be better than this, so he continued climbing. He came upon another level of clouds, and found a thinner, cuter woman than before.She also spoke, “Take me now or climb the ladder to success!”Harry saw that his luck was changing and so continued his climb. On another level of clouds, he found a rather attractive woman with not so bad of a figure.She stated, “Take me now or climb the ladder to success!”Harry really liked his advantage now! He climbed quickly and deftly, and sure enough, on the next level, he found a gorgeous, lithe, well-endowed woman lying seductively on the cloud.“Take me now or climb the ladder to success,” she huskily whispered.Harry couldn’t believe his eyes, but his greed got the best of him. He climbed to the next level, expecting Aphrodite or similar. Suddenly, the ladder ends, and a latch closes behind him. He looks over to see a 400-pound, 6’8" hairy biker-looking guy with tattoos. The biker gets up and walks menacingly toward Harry.Apprehensively, Harry whispers, “Who are you?”The biker answers, “I’m Cess.”
yohannbiimu over 13 years ago
Wiley can include himself in his own commentary…
Ernest Lemmingway over 13 years ago
Chump isn’t running after all? Where’s my Bible? I’ve been reborn!
ilsapadu over 13 years ago
Blowhard that sends you unfunny insulting emails constantly and thinks nothing of it when he see you again.
rachelbirder over 13 years ago
You guys are as funny as Wiley! ROFLAO
wittyvegan over 13 years ago
You have to bankrupt a casino first. At least that’s what required to have the base of the party of financial responsibility voting for you.
steelersneo about 13 years ago
When the top blows off the thermometer it’ll be Barack Obama