Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 05, 2011
Transcript:
Captain Eddie: Urrrp. Flo: That's it... no more coffee fah you, Eddie. Danae: ? Why does coffee make people burp? Captain Eddie: To make room fah more donuts. Danae: It's a new commandment for the Church of Danae. Lucy: Think you'll be able to handle the flood of converts? Danae: Urp.
x_Tech about 13 years ago
Sign ME up
x_Tech about 13 years ago
Danae, the same process works for Beer and Pizza.
JamesMcW about 13 years ago
Danae is good, but I did get a kick out of Congress-man
Hugh B. Hayve about 13 years ago
Remember that Tim Horton died for your sins….
GROG Premium Member about 13 years ago
Excuse me if I don’t attend that church either.
psychlady about 13 years ago
Coffee and donuts, beer and pizza – it’s the American Way!!
thirdguy about 13 years ago
We already have donuts at coffee hour, brownies too!
vwdualnomand about 13 years ago
krispy kreme or dunkin donuts?
twj0729 about 13 years ago
I missed Cap’n Eddie. As usual, he has a succinct answer.
Chelle962 about 13 years ago
Doesn’t she realize that STiNKY BOYS will want to join the Church of Danae now???
steverinoCT about 13 years ago
In New England, it’s Dunkin Donuts. A Krispy Kreme that opened here in CT to long lines had to close down.For that matter, so did the Tim Horton’s franchises that took over another chain locally.
autumnfire1957 about 13 years ago
Which is why we have a Coffee hour after services.
TheSpanishInquisition about 13 years ago
“Thou shalt make room for donuts” is the motto which I live by.
Plods with ...™ about 13 years ago
It’s bound to take off down at the cop shop
Defective Premium Member about 13 years ago
I cannot remember the last time I had a donut. It’s been years. But I have coffee every morning with my oatmeal. It’s been quite a long time since I had pizza, too. The last one, several years ago, was a home made one. They’re the best anyway. Beer is rare around my house, too. Once a year, maybe.
I seriously don’t fit in around here (where I live), in Maine.
cleokaya about 13 years ago
I am sure policemen look at donuts as a life preserver.
TheAuldWan about 13 years ago
Ayuh!
dabugger about 13 years ago
yea! about time our girl friend was back….now let’s see what real trouble she can get in….
The_Buccaneer about 13 years ago
Of Life, The Universe, Everything and this explains how Churches sort of rewrite the Bible to suit their purposes and explain it by saying that the people who wrote were biased and bigoted and uneducated and unenlightened people that if they had not been hampered by the previous would have include the needed stuff in the Bible to answer the present days woes.
Can't Sleep about 13 years ago
@steverino -That Krispy Kreme opened in my home town, just down the street (US 1) from a Dunkin’ Donuts. Dunkin is thriving.
Here in New Haven, CT, we must have donuts written into the zoning laws – every 5/8 of a mile, we have a Dunkin’ Donuts. I don’t know about the rest of the US, but New Haven DEFINITELY runs on Dunkin’s.
Can't Sleep about 13 years ago
Hmmm. for some reason, I’ve got this craving for a Boston Cream donut…
Hunter7 about 13 years ago
We have Starbucks, Blenz, Timmies (Horton’s) Two Canadians up against an American. Only one has breakfast, soup and donuts besides coffee. The other Canadian has panini sandwiches and cookies.
Hunter7 about 13 years ago
No Dunkin’ Donuts and I think Krispy Creme died. But there is Papa Beard’s.
BuckieKatt about 13 years ago
Krispy Creme is still very much alive all aroundt the USA. There are 5 locations within a 30 minute drive of my house.
bluskies about 13 years ago
Pizza, doughnuts, and beer are the stuff of life, but coffee I can do without. Can’t see the logic behind paying Starbucks more for a 12 or 16 oz. cup of flavored hot water than I pay my gas station guy for a gallon of hi-test. Krispy’s management messed up, forcing a strategic withdrawal, but they’re coming back. For a tried and true route to a great myocardial infarction, though, it’s hard to beat a great Philly cheesesteak, wit’. Often imitated, rarely duplicated. It’s a heart attack on a roll, and I love ’em! Especially with mushrooms or pepperoni- or maybe both (extra cheese)! Goes better with beer than doughnuts. Done both, so I speak from experience.
vwdualnomand about 13 years ago
i forgot panera bread. they serve pastries and donuts.