Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 22, 2011

Now, you go to your room.

Well, at least it wasn’t the King that fired him.

That poor crock! Somebody get the stomach pump- Quick!

A king fit for a meal.

Is that ALL you’re going to say?

So, Burger King’s decision to dump their scary mascot had nothing to do with “a change in ad companies”. The poor guy just wasn’t the same after the infamous “moat incident”.

Was that King Fink from Id?

Now I got a royal pain in my__.

Chicken 33: Bob avoided that by spitting out the crown.

Bob’s first day as king!

This too shall pass.

The croc is Bob the Moat Monitor!

Bird’s gotta fly. Croc’s gotta eat.

Tastes like zeeba!

live by the croc die by the croc

I don’t know – with the kingdom under new management, Bob’s new boss might promote him.

Great puns everyone!

Is there a clock in this crock too?? Tinkerbell??

Yeah, this too shall pass.

“The King is dead; long live King Bob!”

when are we going to hear more about the Ekert. Bring back the Ekert.

Add this to the last words cemetery:“Aw, c’mon. Everyone knows crocodiles are safe outside the water.”

“…and made regicide inside Bob’s insides.”

Da croc done et da king…What a terrible ting…His majesty no more…Now jus a crown on da floor….On nice white meat I sup…My belly dun full up…So now me gon ta sleep…An not a peasant ey gon weep…

Is this the same croc that ate the golfer a few months back? Why are we letting crocodiles do all our dirty work!

“URP!” where’s dessert?