Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 15, 2011
Transcript:
Flo: So what actually happened to yawr boat, Eddie? Captain Eddie: Well... it stahted out as a nice day in calm watahs, when suddenly... Flo: Sigh... A nar-eastah blew in, right? Captain Eddie: Nope. The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage. Flo: Ah, they didn't know you very well, do they.
minamahal almost 13 years ago
No one belived him
pouncingtiger almost 13 years ago
After reading this strip, I started kraken up.
GROG Premium Member almost 13 years ago
The impossible is not beyond happening to Captain Eddy.
x_Tech almost 13 years ago
Eddie, don’t forget the Vortex coverage.
thirdguy almost 13 years ago
After the near miss with that last asteroid, you might want to add that to the insurance also.
roctor almost 13 years ago
Kraken coverage is equal to with premiums as act of god is to denials.
Brockie almost 13 years ago
Kraken 1] are legendary sea monsters of giant proportions said to have dwelt off the coasts of Norway and Iceland.
finkd almost 13 years ago
What did Captain Eddy do to tick Zeus off ?
Sandfan almost 13 years ago
A perfect sushi storm.
jpsomebody almost 13 years ago
Did the Kraken get its name from the sounds that boats make when he plays with them?
Defective Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I’m sure many of Eddie’s stories are fabrications, but sometimes it’s hard to tell, in a comic. After all, he HAS visited another planet, and that was actually confirmed by that little alien guy. He knew about that plot last year with that elephant that fed on hate. (and that story never did finish satisfactorily, either!) So stuff that can’t happen in the real world, actually does happen here. So we just don’t know.
dfowensby almost 13 years ago
king poseidon’s play pet, the kraken. must be true, it ate cap’n jack sparrow and the black pearl, didn’t it?
dfowensby almost 13 years ago
had good taste in babes, too, if i recall Clash of the Titans correctly…
bmonk almost 13 years ago
The insurance guy thought he was insuring against catastrophes—but Eddie said against calamari.
hawgowar almost 13 years ago
Yep, all you’d need would be an undead monkey and a voodoo queen
cpl.jarhead almost 13 years ago
CAPTIAN EDDIE FOR PRESIDENT >>He is the greatest
TheAuldWan almost 13 years ago
Ayuh! It happen’, my 2nd cusin’ tol my paypuh boy an’ he tol my plummuh who said it’s true
Varnes almost 13 years ago
That’s strange, usually it’s something weird that happens to Eddie,….
Can't Sleep almost 13 years ago
Hey, I had my car insurance coverage include meteors (no extra cost!).
treered almost 13 years ago
can’t wait to see how this plays out! ‘heart’ Capt Eddie!
phikap65 almost 13 years ago
Because of Eddie’s past claims, the Insurance company eliminated from his policy the usual perils and reduced his premium to the bare minimum. Based upon their profit/loss factor and potential lawsuits, which Eddie never persue, they were obliged to cover Eddie’s boat for Krakens because they didn’t beleieved that they existed. Unfortunately the rider did not specify that Krakens had to exist!
bmonk almost 13 years ago
“This the Banker suggested, and offered for hire
“(On moderate terms), or for sale,
“Two excellent Policies, one Against Fire,
“And one Against Damage From Hail.”
chris_weaver almost 13 years ago
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water…
loganswift almost 13 years ago
I have two words for you: open perils.
Joseph Krois almost 13 years ago
Devilishly had when a Kraken inhabits yah yad…
Pygar almost 13 years ago
Maybe he could reel in Cthulhu- or better still, “Hello Cthulhu”, one of the better web comics… if it weren’t so bizarre…
Hunter7 almost 13 years ago
……. and The Cat Came Back…. after kraken up.
.BTW – if you want to know how Eddie’s cat stays so well – go to the National Film Board and search for that title.