Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 21, 2011

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    doc white  almost 13 years ago

    santa,have the reindeer fly over.

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    Bill Chapman  almost 13 years ago

    Capt. Eddie to the rescue!!!

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    Captain Guy  almost 13 years ago

    They don’t have a boat?

    EDDIE!! WHERE ARE YOU???

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    Captain Guy  almost 13 years ago

    Yeah, yeah…but blueskies put it in better verse :-)

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    johncsi  almost 13 years ago

    Eddie! Eddie!

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    x_Tech  almost 13 years ago

    (WAG) That’s easy. Wiley.

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    Ida No  almost 13 years ago

    And people keep accusing Cap’n Eddie of having a weak grasp on reality. He’s the only one that has been able to figure out what’s going on all around us. I’ve always had faith in him. Him, and a couple pitchers of Flo’s egg nog.

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    tripwire45  almost 13 years ago

    Christmas is hosed. Chanukah anyone?

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    Varnes  almost 13 years ago

    Bob seems to know what’s important in an economy that is still unbooming……

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    SCOTTtheBADGER  almost 13 years ago

    Carabou are actually rather good swimmers in even Arctic waters. They have a double pelt, with hollow hair on the outer layer, which insulates, and provides bouyancy. There is no reason why the deer are not swimming back, unless they are on strike, for higher pay, and better benefits.

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    Varnes  almost 13 years ago

    Doc, come on…NO POLITICS!!……Oh, wait……

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    APersonOfInterest  almost 13 years ago

    LOVE the overstuffed arm chair as the driver’s seat … thanks Wiley !!!! You da man.

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    wilb44  almost 13 years ago

    Where is Mel Gibson when you need him???

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    Raygun  almost 13 years ago

    The reindeer can’t fly unless they are attached to Santa’s sleigh – from the first strip in the series

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    bmonk  almost 13 years ago

    Maybe Danae will get wind of the problem, and get so mad she solves it. Just thinking outside the box, to the least likely person.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Bob? or, bob?

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    Bender_Sastre  almost 13 years ago

    The Elves make billions of toys per annum, but they can’t slap together a boat 30 seconds?

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    glennbelay  almost 13 years ago

    …This has to be Captain Eddie to the rescue

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    puddleglum1066  almost 13 years ago

    Indeed, Wiley made it clear that the reindeer are Santa’s engines, and just like the engines on an airplane can’t fly by themselves, neither can the reindeer..Which reminds me: it’s Bad Old Christmas Joke Time: Those of you who’ve already heard the one about Santa’s Christmas Eve visit from the FAA inspector may skip what follows….So it’s Christmas Eve, and the FAA inspector arrives for Santa’s annual airworthiness check. He walks around the sleigh and reindeer with his clipboard, checks the sled’s landing gear, the reindeer’s APU exhaust ports, Rudolph’s nose light, and so forth. Then he climbs into the sleigh for the flight test. “What’s that for?” asks Santa, noticing that the inspector has a rifle in his lap..“Well,” says the inspector, “I’m not really supposed to tell you this… but you’re going to lose an engine on takeoff.”

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    gerald9edgar  almost 13 years ago

    Well, they say fat guys float really well…

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    tigre1  almost 13 years ago

    Eddie! Eddie! he’s our man! if he can’t do it…

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    jsprat  almost 13 years ago

    How about the Ekert? One allegedly fictitious character can aide another, can’t they? Or if the eight tiny reindeer all face Santa and simultaneously emit methane, they could jet themselves back PDQ.

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    dflak  almost 13 years ago

    Mandatory political comment: whose fault is it that they don’t have a boat: the Democans or the Republicrats?

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    Potrzebie  almost 13 years ago

    It’s going to be a flying saucer, very Non-sequitur!

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    Wiley creator almost 13 years ago

    The only political drivel is coming from people posting here. There’s no political message in this series.

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    dfowensby  almost 13 years ago

    same for reindeer. they swim them island to island in herds. big deal, wiley. can you tell your crowd is getting bored with this thread, already? oh, i know! eckert and capn eddie! no, that was cringingly boring too. oh well.

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    bmonk  almost 13 years ago

    “How about this to be contrarian—-no Capt. Eddie to the rescue, you heard it here first!”

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    Wasn’t I the first to posit someone else, namely Danae? (And, yes, in my mind, I was excluding Capt. Eddie.)

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    jolats  almost 13 years ago

    Enough with the global warming nonsense. It’s a hoax. I hate this garbage.

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    treered  almost 13 years ago

    isn’t there an inflatable raft in the bag? i know i asked for one of those once… never got it.. maybe he’s catching up on back orders?

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    treered  almost 13 years ago

    oh yeah, is that Bob from Accountemps? :)

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    dabugger  almost 13 years ago

    my grandaughter sez Wiley’s story is better than the old one…

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    tallcanofbeer  almost 13 years ago

    at least the deer are fat and hopefully they float … well reindeer jerky is good I hear , so lets not fret , we will just have a beer .

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    barron44  almost 13 years ago

    In the first strip of this storyline, it said that the reindeer can only fly when hooked up to the sleigh, so they can’t fly over to Santa.

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    Captain Guy  almost 13 years ago

    Yes, but ACC is disbelieved by the GOP who seem to have ADD and won’t STFU. It’s a real PITA. Just my POV.

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    alxcorp  almost 13 years ago

    May be, go to the original Christmas Spirit and ask Jesus to walk over the waters in order to rescue your mith

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    verdammte narr  almost 13 years ago

    I dunno, caribou aren’t that smart.

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    lin4869  almost 13 years ago

    Wiley, knowing that you dislike political meanderings, it cracks me up how often you have to remind commenters. (I’m sorry.) I am very much enjoying your poetry and this arc. Thank you!

    May you have a peaceful and welcomed holiday time.

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    Hunter7  almost 13 years ago

    No boat! OH DEAR! Best call on Cap`t Eddie for he will be a deah and rescue the reindeah. .I`m soooo loving the poetry and story. (btw – for all you early posters – its now 9:27 pm Pacific – Happy Solsitice!)

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    Blossoming  almost 13 years ago

    And where are the plants to eat it?…

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    natureboyfig4 Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    This storyline would work except for 2 inconvenient truths: 1. Santa’s reindeer fly. 2. Global Warming theory doesn’t.

    :-P

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