Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 24, 2012

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    Dtroutma  over 12 years ago

    Explains it.

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    revisages  over 12 years ago

    tactful was as tactful is…as the team proceeds from the auditorium

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    Aussie Down Under  over 12 years ago

    Didn’t apply for a six months extension?.

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    Vonne Anton  over 12 years ago

    Love the buttcrack! If tax auditing doesn’t work out, there’s always plumbing.

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    Aussie Down Under  over 12 years ago

    Future Tax auditors showing pent up emotion? I didn’t think they had any personality. Wait I just got them confused with Accountants.

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    luckylouie  over 12 years ago

    i was once singing the song “Smiles” (There are smiles that make you happy / There are smiles that make you blue) and my wife said, “What kind of smile would make you blue?” I replied, “When the tax auditor says, ‘There seems to be a little problem with a couple of your deductions.’”

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    Don’t worry guys, those guys will eventually discover girls and you’ll have the court all to yourselves….

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    SoItBegins~  over 12 years ago

    …cause I’m the Tax Man Yeaaaah, the Tax Man

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    EDinWAState  over 12 years ago

    Eexxiilleenntt!

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    tripwire45  over 12 years ago

    I thought the big kid would be a plumber. He’s got “the crack.”

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    psychlady  over 12 years ago

    Dream on!!

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    V-Beast  over 12 years ago

    I didn’t see the crack, it looked like a belt loop over a tan belt.

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    starthrower50  over 12 years ago

    This might explain every other officious bureaucrat too. Nothing else seems to.

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    Spamgaard  over 12 years ago

    Is there ANY situation that weapons or the implied threat of them cannot solve?

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    LingeeWhiz  over 12 years ago

    The tax man is a butt crack!

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    hcr1985  over 12 years ago

    Like my mom used to say “Be kind to nerds..one day they may interview you for a job, and you don’t want them to remember the swirly you gave them!!!”

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    Gokie5  over 12 years ago

    I was always picked last for sports because of lack of athletic talent, esp. in grade school, when I was next-to-smallest in the class. The only exception occurred when my athletic best friend was doing the choosing – then I was first. Also, first for spelling bees. I could see the point of not picking me for a team, and grew up reasonably well adjusted.

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    yimhere  over 12 years ago

    Like the old Swarthmore cheer: “We don’t care what you say – you will work for us one day!”

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    unca jim  over 12 years ago

    Reminds me of something from “Frasier”..Scene; He and Niles at a toy store, shopping something for visiting son Frederick. A guy sneers about the ‘nerdy stuff’ they’re looking for.Frasier’s retort something to the effect of; “well, MY nerdy kid just may be operating on YOUR kid’s prostate someday !!”

    @spamgaard; “No.”

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    DavidGBA  over 12 years ago

    The worm turns ! What goes around comes around.

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    bmonk  over 12 years ago

    Another reference: Frank, who is banned from using the Kayak travel site.

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    Vonne Anton  over 12 years ago

    Just so they don’t play shirts vs skins…that could get really ugly. Wouldn’t it be nice if tax auditors let us play HORSE over any discrepancies?

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    kpduty  over 12 years ago

    Reminds me of the Designing Women episode where Julia Sugarbaker annihilates Ray Don(the lounge lizard) in a restaurant and he, of course, turns up later to audit her business. Priceless.

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    treered  over 12 years ago

    would it be sexist to note that the girl got picked before either of them? :)

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    Hobbes Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Okay……… so………. who is Bill Watterson?

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    Hobbes Premium Member over 12 years ago

    @Number Six:You are a wily poster, but asking for an apology seems like a non sequitur.

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    Vonne Anton  over 12 years ago

    @ Hobbes:

    Can I join the He-Man Woman Haters Club?

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    rugratz2222  over 12 years ago

    @treered … which one is the girl?

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    el8  over 12 years ago

    and software gazillionaires

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