Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 25, 2012

they must be the authors to the book “How to Serve Man”

Take the hat off before you cook it!

Evidently the doofuss in the pot is the alien here…Text: " r u hot tdy…..i m "….You don’t even have to marinate him, he’s done it himself with Monster and Red Bull….tangy, but tasty…….

Are those aliens actually using pencil and paper??? WOW! An advanced technology, indeed! When will we re-develop the ability of penmanship? Grok?

J Glynn is in the soup again.

Julia Child’s Hat Cuisine . Don’t forget: " Save the liver ! "

there is a reference to it in the Narnia series too

What brain. It would take six of them to make up one brain.

more like “Marketing Cooking School”

Reminds me of that old Hulu commercial

Um….would it be a cheap shot if I said there may not be a lot of brains there? Let’s ask the zombies….

Spot on comment :)

None for me thanks; I’m not much for that sort of brain food.

I think I would prefer a JLo sauce!

Stewed and spongy.A matter of taste

Mooshy moosh.

Fakebook is full of ready to eat treats.

Who IS JGlynn?

I just looked up ‘gooshie’ in my Larousse Gastronomique but I can’t find it. Is this one of those fancy-shmancy molecular gastronomy technical terms?

As Emeril LaGooshie might say.

I love the way the alien students’ mouths reflect the yummy sounds they’re making. Allusion: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JUkfA_SaM4

I can’t help but think that there was a time when people thought reading would turn people’s minds to mush too. How things have changed . . . On a side note, I finally joined the rest of 2012 and bought a smartphone. I’m currently trying to figure out how to check out ebooks from the library, but it’s not going as smoothly as hoped. Good thing I still have my trusty, rusty library card.

I am known for my great taste

So that’s who’s behind Hulu!?!

Don’t tell Danae or Jeffrey!!!

Sweet. A great smack on the nail today…stupidity made popular finally. Another way to expensively say “Duh” to the world.

Too many brains are ‘nice and gooshie’ even before the social media.

John G! You stole my joke about you.I was also going to say good thing you’re not tough.

Cartoonists live dangerously around here.

Blue Pumpkin: Be KIND, learn how our new device works, BEFORE you pick on your poor librarian to explain how to use “overdrive” or the library program. 90% plus going into our library want the staff to teach them how to use their phones first!

Pretty sure that marinade in the ’toon is for flavor, as the brain is already WAY TOO “pre-softened”.

@vonne antonI understand “longhand” is no longer taught in school….once a kid has mastered printing, he’s given a keyboard.

jahoody, it’s kind of a shame, but it’s true. But, hey, what do I know. I didn’t take typing class seriously back in 1966. I wasn’t going to be a secretary….I didn’t know they were going to invent the computer….so I type with 2 fingers…..

Especially the paranoid conspiracy theory groups, like harpies and alien hunters.

The US obviously doesn’t have its own version of “The Hairy Bikers”.

lol is kinda like a facial tic now to me…..lol!……What ever happened to Ha Ha?……..or does that sound sarcastic now?

Oooh—NICE Wylie!

Finally! A spelling for Gooshe! though I always thought it was gooshie.

Wait…do online comments sections count as social media?

AKHenderson, they aren’t very social when Wiley runs a political one….unsociable more like it…..boy, I hope it’s too late for trolls….Damn!….and I thought I was cured!!!

wasn’t this joke already done by HULU?

To put it simply; a couple of guys who ride big bikes and cook on TV.

I guess I am on to many social websites…