Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 29, 2012
Transcript:
Man 1: Help! Lifeguard: Whoa... I need some information first. Man 1: Wait... what? I'm drowning and need help! What more do you need to know?! Lifeguard: Well, first of all... are you a C.E.O. of a multi-national corporation or a celebrity? Man 1: No... so what? Lifeguard: So then why should I help you out? Man 1: Because that what you're *glub-glub* paid to do! Lifeguard: Oh, I see... so what you're telling me is... you're a major contributor to my re-election "campaign fund," right? Man 2: Um... I don't think it matters now. And that concludes another inaction-packed episode of Congress-Man worst... superhero... ever
Orion-13 over 12 years ago
I’ll say it again: Let’s be honest. Drop the R, drop the D, drop the I and just put ‘P’ after their names because that’s all they’re loyal to: Power, Position, and Payola – POLITICS.
Orion
jnik23260 over 12 years ago
Who would win in a battle between Congress – Man and Bolling’s God – Man for “Worst Super – Hero Ever”?
pouncingtiger over 12 years ago
Remember don’t blame Obama for the inaction. Blame the Republican ran Congress.
Varnes over 12 years ago
Already, our greatest ally in the history of our country, Great Britain, is calling Romney “Mitt the Twit!”…..doesn’t look good folks…Right now we have a rock solid individual as president, who knows what he’s doing and is respected the world over. Romney is a shape shifter, he’ll say whatever it takes to be elected. That’s all there is in there. Look into his eyes…there is nothing there, no wisdom, no humor no irony, no nothin’ And on top of that he’s already a stoopid doofus to the rest of the world. Stop. Think. Vote. Peace. Out…
Orion-13 over 12 years ago
And Obama’s fund-raising in France and Germany looks better? How about the endless list of Obama gaffe’s in the UK like his botched toast, Michelle’s touching the Queen, sending insulting gifts, blowing off the Prime Minister, or how about wondering if he should learn to speak Austrian, et. al.
Try to get news from someplace other than the Guardian, Pravda, and the US MSM. You might be surprised.
Orion
Varnes over 12 years ago
Will, I’d rather have one that was respected. What’s this fear thing with republicans? What are they trying to make us afraid of?…….Larry, look inside to see the outside….Jesus, you don’t even know….
Varnes over 12 years ago
Will, seriously try to look inside….I dare you..
loudmouthbass over 12 years ago
@varnes…look inside what? this emperor has no clothes
rockngolfer over 12 years ago
Such a true cartoon.
vwdualnomand over 12 years ago
congress has even lower approval rating ever. would not be surprised when the new rating poll debuts that it is 1%. where were they when power was out for a week this summer? where were they when the west was burning with wildfires? they were doing sexual favors for their corporate masters.
WaitingMan over 12 years ago
The only people who need to fear Mitt Romney are the 99%.
thirdguy over 12 years ago
We seem to have a disagreement. Here’s a thought, Let’s Vote! And let’s let Everyone vote. Unless there is something you are afraid of.
psychlady over 12 years ago
This could actually be where going!!
chazandru over 12 years ago
As a Teddy Roosevelt progressive(Go Bull Moose Party!), Obama’s support of positions held by moderate Republicans disappointed me. The Romney health care plan in Mass., Rubio’s Dream Act, and several other ‘ideas’ he presented were very often first presented by Republicans dating back to Reagan. In his effort to be bipartisan, Obama was giving Republicans things they’d been pursuing for years. Pelosi set a very sour tone in congress and added to the conflict, but the very real impediment to getting things done was the filibuster rule that requires 60% of the senate to pass anything and the Republicans only have to threaten the filibuster to make things stop. And as the senator from Ky said, the main goal of the GOP was to make Obama a one term president. There’s alot of people drowning and at the mercy of ‘sharks’, but our elected officials only care about keeping their positions no matter who it hurts or how many. Both sides are to blame, but because we fail to take the time to find and support candidates who can work together in the spirit of compromise and doing what’s best for us, we are also to blame. When we insult one another and tear down each other, we only make those who would divide us stronger.Here’s an idea- From ABC, NBC, & CBS this Fall!!! American Leader!/So You Think You Can Lead/The Leader (American Idol/So you think you can dance/the voice) Would you watch? Would you vote?Respectfully,C.
Wiley creator over 12 years ago
Oh, please…this cartoon has NOTHING to do with either Romeny or Obama. Please give it a rest and take the diatribes somewhere else. There’s no shortage of political forums on the internet where you can dispense you Republican or Democrat rhetoric.
tedunn5453 over 12 years ago
Does it really matter? We’ll either be stuck with the incompetent incumbent, or the idiotic interloper after November. If we can’t blame Obama due to the Republican-led congress, then we can’t blame Bush due to the Demcratic-led congress. Since congress controls the purse strings, we can’t blame any president for anything, with possibly the exception of FDR…
TheAuldWan over 12 years ago
Too true….
xbc13 over 12 years ago
Well Wiley that seemed to fall on deaf ears. It seems a diatribe is easy to incite not so easy to quell.
BillWa over 12 years ago
He’s a Democrat, what do you expect
Biltil Premium Member over 12 years ago
I wonder if we will ever have a government for the people. America is great in many ways, but a working Congress is not one of them. Sometimes you just have to laugh at them, and Wiley certainly helps with that.
herdleader53 over 12 years ago
@Varnes. “A rock solid individual as president who knows what he is doing and is respected the world over”? What country do you live in becuase you clearly don’t live in the USA?
Can't Sleep over 12 years ago
Reminds me of the GOP’s latest waste of federal time (and our money) – voting for the 33rd – or 34th? – time to repeal Obama’s health care plan.They know it’s been okayed by the Supreme Court, and know their vote won’t clear the Senate, but they keep doing it, over and over, rather than act on something.Isn’t that a definition of insanity – doing the same thing over and over, and expecting a different outcome?
Vonne Anton over 12 years ago
“Um…I don’t think it matters now.” Even CEO’s, celebs, and fund-raisers are going down eventually. Politicians will take their money all day, and when things get really rough for the politician, will pretend they don’t even know their supporters. Water represents economy? Shark represents societal predators (perhaps hedge fund/Wall Street)? Or, am I overthinking your comic today, Wiley?
Radical-Knight over 12 years ago
Way to go Varnes… You’ve just rudely insulted half the people here who either respect Romney or didn’t even have an opinion but will do the opposite of what you say because of your offensiveness.
Distantdanger1 over 12 years ago
Hey- Punchingtiger- You are WRONG on Congress… The House might be Republican but the Senate is DEMOCRAT (phonies) run and led by the biggest corrupt idiot out there- Harry The DEMOCRAT-I love Obama – Reid. Have YOU looked into who has been STOPPING all budgets coming to a vote for the PAST 3 YEARS Yes- that’s right HARRY THE DEMOCRAT-I’m playing politics-REID…. Get your stories right.
Radical-Knight over 12 years ago
It’s almost alarming to see how many people draw their political opinions from cartoons and other people who’s job it is to ridicule politics… and these are the same people who blamed Bush for his intelligence accountability?
BluePumpkin over 12 years ago
Honestly I feel that as long as we allow politics to be run by money, nothing will ever change. Politicians are more concerned about getting re-elected, which takes obscene amounts of money because of how our system runs, than they are about getting things done. Also, congress does not share the concerns of regular citizens . . they don’t have to worry about how they’re going to afford retirement, they don’t have to worry about if their healthcare will fully cover them, and if they want to live an extravagant lifestyle once their out of office they become lobbyists and get paid crazy amounts of money to manipulate government.
Democrat or Republican . . . sorry, but they’re both playing games and Americans pay the price.
Justice22 over 12 years ago
“If you need help then you’re not on my strip of beach.”
ShadowBeast Premium Member over 12 years ago
I say we vote for Alfred E. Neuman for president.Probably a better choice then any politician today.
Ernest Lemmingway over 12 years ago
If we’re going to be casting blame, let’s cast it where it belongs: on every member of Congress and the people who voted them in as well.
ShadowBeast Premium Member over 12 years ago
Okay I’d really like to see CongressMan in a situation where he needs help but no one gives him any.
Dtroutma over 12 years ago
Congressional committees are where “it happens”, or actually, NOT! The proposals coming out of these committees are perfectly illustrated in the ’toon. As usual, right on, Wiley!
American politics HAVE become a book, unfortunately, most folks never get past the cover, and that’s only the graphic to sell it, even the title doesn’t have to reference the content.(or lack thereof.)
tigre1 over 12 years ago
Wiley…that’s magnificent. I wish I could draw. I wish I could be your apprentice. I’m only into my eighth decade…
Thehag over 12 years ago
Humankind;We are kindness, compassion, empathy, love.Our essential nature is to cooperate.The examples are there when catastrophe happens, what do we do, what have we done?We set aside our differences and act with kindness, empathy, compassion, love. Our capacity for these feelings is limitless, we don’t run out of them, we forget, we get distracted.There is no reason to save them for only the Sabbath and times of catastrophe.
The Life I Draw Upon over 12 years ago
Over the last few years I have seen: congress people playing games on their computers during a budget meeting. Seen that China’s GDP will exceed ours by 2020. Found that we have the world’s greatest trade deficit and China has the greatest surplus. A senator state that we don’t want to upset China and start a trade war.
I have seen Neil DeGrass Tyson give an inspirational speech about giving America a dream, that America was fading to two congressmen one of which was half asleep. There were as many aides as congressmen..Can you imagine JFK giving the Moon shot speech to two disinterested congressmen?.Stupidity is a bus heading towards a cliff at 100 mph and the passengers arguing about who gets to drive.
sonnygreen over 12 years ago
As much as I dislike commenting on political issues, I have to admit this strip is asking for it . . . BIG TIME. Without being biased against specific organization; if the incumbent and the opposition are not acceptable, can we get a check box labeled: NONE OF THE ABOVE? I’m not bringing this up because of the present situation. I would have used that box in many of the previous elections. Anybody agree?
Rickapolis over 12 years ago
Pols are hateful creatures.
beautifulBeA over 12 years ago
Best strip I have ever seen and the only thing worthwhile reading in the newspaper today!!!! You hit it right on!!!!! :)
The Life I Draw Upon over 12 years ago
Just heard Sen. Michael Bennett’s speech on Congress’s approval rating. .Congress 9%, Communism 11%.Think about it.
joe vignone over 12 years ago
Get rid of the obstructionist, regresive Reeps in Congress and see how well we can do. Mitch McConnell can spend the next 4 years trying to make Obama a TWO TERM President!
Spyderred over 12 years ago
Great summary of the situation in Congress, Wiley.
dabugger over 12 years ago
representative Boehner….he really fits the bill here….
Charles Weir over 12 years ago
Bullets won’t hurt him because he has Diplomatic Immunity.
gogolbordello over 12 years ago
I will say he is rather respected from my point of view; but I have to admit that has something to do with the fact he replaced Bush jr.
Personaly I think you deserve whatever nitwit you elect to office.
On the other side : Reagan was a bummer; Bush jr. was plain stupid; we tend to react on the presidents you choose that is mental to the point that they can turn OUR countries into nuclear wasteland or battlegrounds. Especially because out politicians is rather starstruck when it comes to the GREAT US of A.
One thing I never will understand is the fact that you consider Reagan; the person in history that was closest from starting the third world war nuclear holocaust SIMPLY BASED AS A JOKE, as one of your great leaders! It shows a lack of understanding of the world that is unnerving. (yes , I talked to a couple of his followers… it was an eyeopener to american politics…)
Bill Chapman over 12 years ago
Term limits for ALL politicians and elected officials! After the term is over they may NOT work for ANY government contractor for at least 2 years, and may NOT run for office for at least 8 years.
It’s called the revolving door – some politician get the boot, so he works for a government contractor from his state until the next election. His re-election would be funded in a large part by the company he worked for during his “off” years. The cycle never quits or stops, and it is a conflict of interest problem that is allowed.
glenbeck over 12 years ago
too much drama with Obama.
EDinWAState over 12 years ago
Wiley—- once again you’ve hit the nail on the head!When will people learn that the elected (?) officials in this country are bought and paid for by International corporations and World banks? They play the “Good Cop / Bad Cop” routine and we buy it … stupid as we are. (includes me)
Varnes over 12 years ago
herd leader, the UNITED states of America. Don’t have a clue what color the sky is your world, red, I suppose,,
Varnes over 12 years ago
John Pike, No. Deadly serious on this. The next election could cause the radical change of the whole world! Just joking, if republicans win we are slaves, democrats are freedom, choose as you wiil…free country isn’t it?…Well, until republicans get control of It. Hey, remember this? “You are un-American if you doubt Sadam blew up the towers”…ring a bell republicans? That was the administration’s excuse for going into IraQ Ha! And no it was not weapons of mass destruction, That excuse came later when they realized that saying Sadam did it just didn’t make sense any more…They and it…didn’t make sense any more…didn’t make sense any more…didn’t make sense any more…didn’t make sense any more
Varnes over 12 years ago
Willarin, I look both ways, twice, before I do, or say anything. The outside just nothing but data. You’re supposed to be the ,one on the inside interpreting the data…Get back in there and do your job, slacker! YOU CAN NEVER SEE THE OUTSIDE WITHOUT LOOKING INSIDE. Now, granted, some people don’t like what they find inside, and that may be the problem…
Varnes over 12 years ago
camapa, dems never had more than 58 votes in the senate. You are confusing the fact that the two independents that “caucused” with the dems, voted repub. If Democrats did have sixty votes in the Senate at least build roads and bridges would be kept up…..
Varnes over 12 years ago
Mr. Miller, Thank you for the time and space, and I respect your opinion that I have abused it, but it is an election year and all…..but real people get hurt in “simple” political outcomes….Hurt real bad….Sometimes it’s just too hard shut up…Thank you anyway….
bmonk over 12 years ago
Were this comic a commentary on the current congress, it would have two lifeguards/superheroes, who would get into an argument over who is failing to act to save the drowning man.
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Same end result, however.
lisebrouillette over 12 years ago
SuperZero, yeah.
lakita_lover over 12 years ago
That’s just freakin’ depressing.