Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 29, 2013

Oh God…George Burns did all the hard work for you.

It’s the Lifetime Achievement Award.

Smite makes right.

It depends – was it for writing or “lifetime achievement?”

I think He should smite Hollywood just on the principle…

God you guys are good this morning, maybe I’ll just lay off to the side and enjoy…..

Better special effects than George Lucas, and without Jar Jar.

I usually wear pants when I walk in the woods.

The Lord should have gotten a Nobel Prize (any field). Hey, Obama got one and look what he did.

Looks like that Oscar was misdirected yet again…

It should have gone to Lincoln!

on the other hand, he didn’t really have much competition.

Wondering if Wiley was implying something about an unexpected Oscar winner this year. Was the Academy worried that if Ang Lee didn’t win, he’d turned into the Hulk (or unleash another CGI version of him)?

In a Supporting Role.

Maybe he’s like Mr. Deity, who turned off his omniscience because “Can you imagine how annoying it would be to have a conversation with someone where you know everything that they’re gonna say?”

for nuttin or not….

You’d think with all that power, He could do something about the baldness…???? …. no comment on the waistline… hhmmmm…..

he did what?

Funny!

… but it won’t work …

I liked the book better than the movie.

It has been so long since He smote anyone, I thought He had given up smoting for good.

And you can’t even sell it. The Academy gets first rights. For a buck!

Wouldn’t he be given an Emmy – for the Bible miniseries?

saywhatwhat, If a pair of pants fell in the woods, and no one was around, would…ahh….uhmmm…No, better not go there….

Who’s He going to thank in His acceptance speech?

Yeah..that might be it.

Those people will give that nick knack to anyone. To be fair though Allah better get one next year.

Astute….you hit the nail on the head….I never did figure out how Obama rated….unless he rigged that voting too.

Obama got a Nobel Prize for doing nothing. Now we would give him a Nobel Prize to stop doing anything.

Our laws and freedoms are almost entirely gloriously secular in nature. If there is no secular reason for a law’s enactment it shouldn’t exist.

Nothing, or less than nothing?

Nobody ever mentions God’s rights. To begin with, he at least has the right to expect humility from us’ns. (Seen much of that lately? ; – )

Obviously a joke. There is no chance Hollywood would ever do anything that would honor IHVH. Same with DC.

hey, if no talent like Vanna White gets in, anyone can