Remember this the next time you have surgery. When you are out no telling what they are laughing about.I had mine (Hernia) woke up shaved. Did not even get to enjoy it. Of course knowing my luck I don’t remember any female nurses being in there. Not that they would have been impressed anyway.
Very nice, Gokie!(You even could have slipped in a colon or two…)
Bigal — it will ALWAYS be “mike” to me, cos I think there’s just no way for anyone familiar with phonetics to read “mic” as anything but “Mick”, just like ArthurA did.
Reya85 about 11 years ago
O_o
Linux0s about 11 years ago
You’ve got some spleenin’ to do!
pawpawbear about 11 years ago
I was only thinking of the gross factor. Yeah, open Mike, cute.
Ida No about 11 years ago
Waiter, another pitcher please…
geopardy about 11 years ago
They’re gonna need a lot of mops tonight.
Downundergirl about 11 years ago
groan. the worst the pun the better!
emjaycee about 11 years ago
Nothing humerus about the spleen.
Varnes about 11 years ago
Can’t wait for closing time….
Varnes about 11 years ago
I hear he had the crowd in stitches the whole night….BTW, can I have some dark meat? Looks fresh….looks good…local?
Varnes about 11 years ago
Hey, that guy getting the bottle of wine is my uncle, you know, the one with the big nose….
Varnes about 11 years ago
Use the phrase word “rib tickler” in a comment, win a prize….
Baarorso about 11 years ago
Guys, you’re missing the obvious about “VENTING MIKE’S SPLEEN” here.;-D
edclectic about 11 years ago
That guy’s a real cut-up, no?
Destiny23 about 11 years ago
The doctor tried to do a nose job, but he blew it.
pcolli about 11 years ago
So that’s what airline food’s made of.
Hardthought about 11 years ago
This is such a cutting edge comic. It seems razor keen and a real rib tickler. this operates on so many levels.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago
Just wait…. this is just the opening act.
The next set is really sharp.
jreckard about 11 years ago
Don’t want to heckle that guy.
bagbalm about 11 years ago
Next table hasn’t ever done that, but we’ve had old guys loudly recount it all.
cdward about 11 years ago
Hey, I thought Mike was a stand-up comedian.
vwdualnomand about 11 years ago
some hospitals, one can observe in the next room a surgery(heart, brain, knee, etc…)
jack fairbanks about 11 years ago
think mike bad? wait see bill !
alan.gurka about 11 years ago
Save that spleen for Winky! He’s going to need it soon.
Packratjohn Premium Member about 11 years ago
I come here for the side-splitting laughs….
thirdguy about 11 years ago
He was just dying to be a comedian.
Vet Premium Member about 11 years ago
Remember this the next time you have surgery. When you are out no telling what they are laughing about.I had mine (Hernia) woke up shaved. Did not even get to enjoy it. Of course knowing my luck I don’t remember any female nurses being in there. Not that they would have been impressed anyway.
jutrased about 11 years ago
Must be the second act.. The Argyle Sweater’s version of this from 7/13/2011 …<http://www.gocomics.com/theargylesweater/2011/07/13>
Digital Frog about 11 years ago
Is there a recover charge?
DanReynolds about 11 years ago
good one
Jim101 about 11 years ago
Looks like a great body of work
dabugger about 11 years ago
at last, meal time….i’l have…..
bigal666 about 11 years ago
I remember when that was the correct spelling. Now for some reason it’s “mic”.
Perkycat about 11 years ago
Let me know when he gets to the funny bone.
susan.e.a.c about 11 years ago
OK, that’s pretty good for dark humour.
grannyK about 11 years ago
organ recital is what pathologist do…!!
hariseldon59 about 11 years ago
This is as bad as any of Pastis’ puns.
ChessPirate about 11 years ago
Be ashamed. Be very ashamed. :)
Justice22 about 11 years ago
One hospital I was in televised hospital procedures, etc. for free and it was always nice to see a spleen removal at lunch time.
Dtroutma about 11 years ago
Will this act close after one performance?
amaryllis2 Premium Member about 11 years ago
You gotta have heart….all you really need is heart….
Varnes about 11 years ago
Hardthought, Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner…
bgerard about 11 years ago
I heard that the doctor killed that night.
chirodc about 11 years ago
OH, OH, HO I love this guy he is such a cut up!
reynard61 about 11 years ago
Comedy: It’s not brain surgery…
Caddy57 about 11 years ago
I knew there might be a downside to coming in late….all the decent puns are gone!Meanwhile the patient will survive but the comic died!
rvonluchen about 11 years ago
Ick.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago
Very nice, Gokie!(You even could have slipped in a colon or two…)
Bigal — it will ALWAYS be “mike” to me, cos I think there’s just no way for anyone familiar with phonetics to read “mic” as anything but “Mick”, just like ArthurA did.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago
Varnes…. report to the principal after school.
wrwallaceii about 11 years ago
Tonight’s entertainment is brought to you by Obama Care. Thanks much and drive safely going home.
Vet Premium Member about 11 years ago
Just hope Gallagher does not show up.
Varnes about 11 years ago
Dogday, yup, just like the salad on the buffet…..
mrsdonaldson about 11 years ago
Oh! “Open Mike!” HAHA! Now I get it!