Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 19, 2014

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 10 years ago

    Seems like a basic requirement for a waiter.

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    Varnes  over 10 years ago

    “Hey, I’m a genuine American…Must be the place for me..” the little voice says…..

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    Ida No  over 10 years ago

    Is that the voice that asks if a defibrillator is the thing you pour the grease into for frying?

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    woodworker318  over 10 years ago

    There are no genuine Americans. They all immigrated from some were else.

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    Kali39  over 10 years ago

    There’s a place called the Heart Attack Grill that could really use one of those…

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    AlnicoV   over 10 years ago

    Why would I not be in the least bit surprised if that place turned out to be real.

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    watmiwori  over 10 years ago

    And our fries are to die for!

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    watmiwori  over 10 years ago

    Oy, gevaldt!

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    Alex Morales  over 10 years ago

    They do have a medical themed high calorie hamburger joint in Las Vegas on Fremont Street… The Heart Attack Grill… :) … go to heartattackgrill.com lol

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    puddlesplatt  over 10 years ago

    Well maybe Indians…but who really knows?

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    Aaberon  over 10 years ago

    In search of Good Old-fashioned Bar Food!!!!! We were just talking about that yesterday: It’s our mission for this summer.

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    Zanere  over 10 years ago

    I loves hearin’ ma arteries craklin….

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Across the street from Heimlich’s Hamburger Heaven.

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    Reppr Premium Member over 10 years ago

    One Monte Christo, please…with cheese sauce and sour cream

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    dabugger  over 10 years ago

    Diabetic treats…..

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    Defective Premium Member over 10 years ago

    How long do you have to live somewhere to be considered a part of that place? Hundreds of years is not enough? I’ve lived in Maine 12 years but will never be considered a part of Maine. As soon locals find out I’m a transpant, I get ignored. Don’t do the same thing to a whole country!

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    Gokie5  over 10 years ago

    Mr. Creosote comes to mind . . .

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    FlatheadFord  over 10 years ago

    I lived in Maine for 12 years, compliments of the USAF. Here are the rules: 6 months to be a resident, 6 years to be a native, 6 generations to be a local.

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    Melekalikimaka  over 10 years ago

    Everything in balance and moderation means that you can enjoy that heart attack burger, once in awhile. Overindulgence has become the American norm, the seven deadly sins have a point to make. One might say that no one makes it out of this world alive, so you might as well have a good time, when you can.

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    JanLC  over 10 years ago

    There’s a place called the “Heart Attack Grill” here in Vegas where you can get a double, triple or quadruple bypass burger (2, 3 or 4 patties). They offer a free meal to anyone who weighs over 350 pounds (they have to get on a very public scale in the middle of the restauarant). We’ve been there once, and the food is excellent. They have also carried at least two patrons out on ambulance stretchers in the almost 3 years we have lived here.

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    FlatheadFord  over 10 years ago

    Aye-yeah. Theah’s not a lot of Maine south of Potland, and north of Banga is occupied Canada.

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    gerald neal  over 10 years ago

    I’ll have the salad pls.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 10 years ago

    Which one? I generally have at least three all the time. They have such fun sounding ideas, I often wonder why the ideas fail to work out better.

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    She Mc  over 10 years ago

    Being able to revive a customer might help when its tip time!

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    MsMistoffeles14  over 10 years ago

    Hey, at least they’re honest!

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    primalcoach  over 10 years ago

    Now I’m hungry.

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    Caddy57  over 10 years ago

    I’ll have the heart attack special with fries on the side and a doggy bag……Oh! and here’s a note from my cardiologist….and a note from my psychiatrist …..what Doctor Bugs isn’t real? That’s not what the voices in my head told me….now where’s my order? the men are waiting outside with my straight….I mean “dinner” jacket.

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    lindz.coop Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Also so American — anything for a buck.

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 10 years ago

    I absolutely agree. And I hope you caught the irony in my original comment.

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    Stavco  over 10 years ago

    Cardiac Stomp Cafe

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    klunker rider  over 10 years ago

    LOL I thought I was the only person who knew that one

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