Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 19, 2014

Seems like a basic requirement for a waiter.

“Hey, I’m a genuine American…Must be the place for me..” the little voice says…..

Is that the voice that asks if a defibrillator is the thing you pour the grease into for frying?

There are no genuine Americans. They all immigrated from some were else.

There’s a place called the Heart Attack Grill that could really use one of those…

Why would I not be in the least bit surprised if that place turned out to be real.

And our fries are to die for!

Oy, gevaldt!

They do have a medical themed high calorie hamburger joint in Las Vegas on Fremont Street… The Heart Attack Grill… :) … go to heartattackgrill.com lol

Well maybe Indians…but who really knows?

In search of Good Old-fashioned Bar Food!!!!! We were just talking about that yesterday: It’s our mission for this summer.

I loves hearin’ ma arteries craklin….

Across the street from Heimlich’s Hamburger Heaven.

One Monte Christo, please…with cheese sauce and sour cream

Diabetic treats…..

How long do you have to live somewhere to be considered a part of that place? Hundreds of years is not enough? I’ve lived in Maine 12 years but will never be considered a part of Maine. As soon locals find out I’m a transpant, I get ignored. Don’t do the same thing to a whole country!

Mr. Creosote comes to mind . . .

I lived in Maine for 12 years, compliments of the USAF. Here are the rules: 6 months to be a resident, 6 years to be a native, 6 generations to be a local.

Everything in balance and moderation means that you can enjoy that heart attack burger, once in awhile. Overindulgence has become the American norm, the seven deadly sins have a point to make. One might say that no one makes it out of this world alive, so you might as well have a good time, when you can.

There’s a place called the “Heart Attack Grill” here in Vegas where you can get a double, triple or quadruple bypass burger (2, 3 or 4 patties). They offer a free meal to anyone who weighs over 350 pounds (they have to get on a very public scale in the middle of the restauarant). We’ve been there once, and the food is excellent. They have also carried at least two patrons out on ambulance stretchers in the almost 3 years we have lived here.

Aye-yeah. Theah’s not a lot of Maine south of Potland, and north of Banga is occupied Canada.

I’ll have the salad pls.

Which one? I generally have at least three all the time. They have such fun sounding ideas, I often wonder why the ideas fail to work out better.

Being able to revive a customer might help when its tip time!

Hey, at least they’re honest!

Now I’m hungry.

I’ll have the heart attack special with fries on the side and a doggy bag……Oh! and here’s a note from my cardiologist….and a note from my psychiatrist …..what Doctor Bugs isn’t real? That’s not what the voices in my head told me….now where’s my order? the men are waiting outside with my straight….I mean “dinner” jacket.

Also so American — anything for a buck.

I absolutely agree. And I hope you caught the irony in my original comment.

Cardiac Stomp Cafe

LOL I thought I was the only person who knew that one