Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 25, 2014

Love the shades and ponytail. He work at studio 54 before he got this gig.

Either way, you should wipe your feet.

It helps if you know somebody….

Schrödinger’s Dilemma…

A bit like Get Fuzzy’s Satchel Dog’s “Is it Food?” game.Sure, it’s edible, but is it technically food?No time to read the Book of Life.Too busy with hide-bound paper, pre-chewed interpretations and the random arranging of ossifications that tell the future.

The mat is a cleverly disguised scale that weighs you sins and if you are too heavy then down you go.

Note: see ‘Agnes’

And to some, it is all about following the right set of rules, usually by the letter.

Yep, that pretty much sums it up.

Obviously a premillennial dispensationalist.

My fear isn’t the mat – it’s the trap door under it.

How agnostics are greeted at the pearly gates.

I want Fuzzy back, or did he die?

That’s why I wear an Ahnk; safe passage to whatever afterlife!

Maybe is certainty actually…..

What difference does it actually make if there is an afterlife or not. If everyone was doing the as much good and as little harm as possible every day, this would already be heaven.

“This is a re-run! First published Oct 5, 2010.”

Yes, it is. And your point is….?

Buddy Holly? Maybe baby I’ll have you?

Jesus was pretty liberal for his time; your point?

Zero

Makes you wonder where Heisenberg ended up!