Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 28, 2015

Nope, sorry. If it killed him, it didn’t make him stronger.

Science denial at work.

Sometimes I don’t get this strip but this is one that I do get and that is hilarious.

Sure, what doesn’t kill you can make you stronger… but it is also just as likely that it will weaken you to the point that the next thing will kill you. Also… what doesn’t kill you can turn you into a weather barometer.

It’s amazing how much punishment one can take for actually being killed.

He’s been dying to say that.

Falling into molten lead will kill you AND make you stronger.

my favorite epitaph…..“see….i told you i was sick”….

Man, he must have argued that point with his wife their whole marriage…………Anyway, what can also kill you, can also make you stranger….

What doesn’t kill you, may leave you wishing you were dead..(BTW: So true @Arrianne

Greetings, Mr. Miller. A challenge for you, please. My life’s motto is, and thus my head stone could read, “Always maximize your options.” I am curious to see how you would draw that up and what kind of characters will be graveside. Thanks!

The deceased was not wrong.

What ever it was, he knows was the alternative is. Then, some choices vary; but don’t always let you down.

When your right your right!

The Weightlifter’s Epitaph

@phylum my ‘favorite’ is “Lost life by stab in falling on ink eraser, evading six young women trying to give him birthday kisses in office Metropolitan Life Building.” (An ink eraser was a lot like an Exacto knife, and was used for scraping – erasing – ink marks from paper.) See http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GRid=7945or for more details, tryhttp://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/morbid-monday-kissed-to-death

I always thought the saying was dumb since what doesn’t kill you can cripple you.

Steroid overdose?

One BIG improvement to this comments site wouldbe to give us a ‘delete’ option. I never spot my errors until I’ve clicked on ‘submit.’Sometimes I’m able to correct my error – and other times I can’t. But at least, I TRY.

BlueJayRobinAnd a case of jungle rot can make you feel weaker and smell stronger at the same time.

I always get this feeling when lying under my barbells and realizing the rickety bench supporting them was assembled 30+ years ago.

Were are near the end of week 3 of Summer rerun mode 2.0.

“Hard work never killed anyone.”Oh wait – Karoshi….

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karoshi

He was the Strongest man in the Gym.Right up until that Heart Attack…

What does kill you makes you smell stronger.