Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 12, 2016

his agent booked him a gig in a graveyard = his comedy is dead

But seriously, folks…..

His comedy is positively funereal?

Lenny, you’re supposed to show up at an opening of anything.Not a closing.

But Lenny, a knock knock joke just might be a hit.

There is a lot of grave humor going on here.

When a comic does a great routine they say he “killed”. At this venue they’re dying to get in.

He’s just trying to keep the ‘fun’ in ‘funeral’.

Who’s his agent? Mr. Jordan?

I think the expression is “couldn’t get a laugh in a graveyard”.

“Hey, I’m dyin’ here….. oh, sorry. So this guy gets to the pearly gates and….. oh, sorry.”

Gee, it is nice that we can get this cartoon in-between, over and inspire of the f..in advertisements.Yeah, Lenny is beyond being on his last leg.

Lenny’s agent was having a tough time finding bookings for him. The breakfast club was booked, the lunch crowd was booked, even the dinner club was booked. The only thing he could find for him was the graveyard shift.

Not the best way to leave this vale of tears. A bad standup for the last roundup

Just put an end to it!

He could have stolen some jokes from the “Diamond Lil” comic strips.

When his comedy career tanked, he opened a pub… Lenny’s Brews.

Talk about slaying your audience.

Lenny’s humor is too deadpan?