Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 27, 2016

Then why does Lars stick around unless he’s stuck here?

Lars is soooo wrong. We don’t make only weapons. We also make TVs, video games, Facebook and gocomics. Advanced technology that helps us to revert to talking monkeys.

Once you study the history of rocketry, 70 years was more than enough.

A couple Wiley bears would soon end this debate.

Flash, for some reason Lars kinda likes us talking monkeys…Some sort of soft spot in his heart, I guess…..You can tell by his anger that we have disappointed him……..

Lars, let’s not forget that we jabbering chimps are also pretty good at irrationalization….such as pretending irrationalization is actually a word……..Yet…….

Talking monkeys are the ones supporting Trump….

i wonder what kind of primitive lowlife lars “evolved” from

I would have sent hem away. Let us build our own world. Oh did he mess up, time for a non-interference directive!

Geez, the next thing you know, we’ll find out that ancient aliens built the pyramids.

Do all advanced species live in sewer pipes?

Nothing on our own, except rationalization. About correct Lars. So maybe Danae and Jeffrey could be a difference if. . .

We’re apes, not monkeys. Damned, dirty, talking apes.

Danae has a point…

says ComicsLover 7 minutes agoDanae has a point…-It is a good point, but at a bad time in front of him.

ben porterRome didn’t fall. It’s still there – capital of Italy, in fact.

Bruno I don’t get mustard gas until the middle of the night, and then only if I put too much on……..Cosmik Cowboy, Chicagoans got nothing to say about what goes on a hot dog…..Have you seen the stuff they pile on a dog?..They put cucumbers AND pickles on ‘em…. they’ll pile relish on top of fried onions, regular onions, too….Can’t forget the tomato and peppers…..ketchup, Mustard, sauerkraut…I know a guy who puts french fries on ’em……Anybody know where I can get a good Coney Island Spaghetti Dog? With cheese?

The most intellectual strip we have left. Operates on multiple levels of humor and irony.

Good thing I was already planning on hot dogs for supper! (mustard and relish, no catsup!)

How did Lars’ people acquire technology?

Yes rationalization….it’s the best.

Vaporize Danae and save the planet.

Rationalization—the fourth R when I was in Catholic school.