Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 28, 2019

You’ve just been ‘fished’, and caught!

Wiley Bear™ Mountain Ski Resort.

Bear Fun! Bear Run!

Skiing with teeth in it!

Might be better to have a T-bar than chair, easier to bale before bear breath.

Do you have any more of that super slippery sunscreen? We might be able to wiggle out of this situation.

Two more winners of the Darwin Award.

And now they also know why it’s rated Quadruple Black Diamond.

I’ve never seen a salmon run.

You’d better cook them first before eating. It is the Salmon Run after all and you know they got salmonella.

Once the line runs out of chairs, it’ll become a dry run …

Do they at least get to spawn before they die?

Who says wildlife isn’t adaptable to new choices

So THAT’S what on top of Bear Mountain in New York…

P.S. YAY!!! WILEY BEARS!!! YAY!!!!

Love them Wiley bears

It is the natural way of things. Bears eat prey and skiers pray for snow. Logic?

They had their fill of the bunny slope.

HEY WILEY!! Where’s Dana and the Shrew?? Is he tamed yet??

where’s all the blood?

Wiley bear No.1 “Should we go out to dinner?” Wiley bear No.2 “Naw, I’m too tired to go anywhere, let’s have it delivered.”

Idiots! You’re destroying the chairs. If you leave them on the lift they will continue to bring you more food.

No way that chair is going to make it through the pulley, aside from the bears.

Wiley’s bears. LOL

The bear phobia rises again.

“Look for the bear necessities, the simple bear necessities…forget about your worries and your strife…”

Gotta luv those Wiley bears…………..

They call this the buffet line.

I learned more about Sushi today than I ever wanted to know!