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Off the Mark

By Mark Parisi

Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 18, 2011

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    peanuts_breaker  almost 13 years ago

    That perv

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    Rodney99  almost 13 years ago

    Is he in Congress?

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    RogueSymmetry  almost 13 years ago

    Pollen party!

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    Nebulous Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Any NRA member could tell you that threatening him with your pistil wouldn’t work.

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    doc white  almost 13 years ago

    Its called Sexting by my older kids.

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    Aussie Down Under  almost 13 years ago

    Next he will be stalking her if she’s not careful.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    No 6 — first he has to get her into his bed…

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    I know, I know…..he says he’s ready to put down roots

    But he’s a pretty seedy character, and I don’t think he’s ever going to turn over a new leaf.

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    rockngolfer  almost 13 years ago

    Does he take those little blue pills to increase his stamen power?

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    lightenup Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    What a weedo!

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    Yukoneric  almost 13 years ago

    The pestle you say!

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    orinoco womble  almost 13 years ago

    Dude sounds like a blooming idiot.

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    lancemay  almost 13 years ago
    seedy sinful tweet
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    Bargrove  almost 13 years ago

    Let;s “leave” it at that.

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    bmonk  almost 13 years ago

    Orchids have an even worse problem. . . .

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    Porkie  almost 13 years ago

    How sad such stigma results when his enthusiasm undoubtedly stems from Daisy drawing her pistils at dawn. I say, sow what? Nothing to furrow one’s brow over.

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    vldazzle  almost 13 years ago

    Yes, Susan always has the quippiest quotes.

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    tegm  almost 13 years ago

    was it a nice stamen?

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