Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 03, 2012

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    Nebulous Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Shucks.It’s easy.

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  almost 13 years ago

    It’s not that good, you have to be dead first.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    She won’t need to find a new size….

    Right now she’s young and shy….. as she gets older and more confident, she’ll come out of her shell a little.

    BTW Nab — maybe she did …. you might note she’s still a mermaid.

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    Aussie Down Under  almost 13 years ago

    Bet she had to shell out for those clams.

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    Olddog1  almost 13 years ago

    Ariel may still be a mermaid in the Disnified version, but in Anderson’s story her seafoam has probably lost its bubbles by now.

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    rockngolfer  almost 13 years ago

    Bras aren’t the best things they are next to the best things.

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    Yukoneric  almost 13 years ago

    Clams pinch if they’re alive…..

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    Shufflinjohn  almost 13 years ago

    First, you would have to be supportive…………

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    i_am_the_jam  almost 13 years ago

    [cough]

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 13 years ago

    Anyone else get disturbed by nonmammals showing interest in boobs? Clams are nowhere close to human or mermaid.

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    SkyFisher  almost 13 years ago

    Sitting next to my wife, I had to stiffle a laugh after Areil got her legs and the seagull was trying to guess what was different about her. One of his guesses was “New shells?”

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    tegm  almost 13 years ago

    yes. Because animals of every species are attracted to young women.

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    burleigh2  almost 13 years ago

    Amen!!!

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    Seeker149 Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Just thinking of “what it takes” for that clam (or are they scallops?) makes my jaw hurt.

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