Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 20, 2017

I’m sensing a valuable investment opportunity!!!

Could I use it for [insert least favorite superhero flick]?

I wish there was one for books, sometimes.

Guy’s gonna make a mint, though, if he charges for “temporal restoration.” Even if it’s just 50c per ticket.

That would be nothing compared to the frantic oscillation of attempts to change the results of elections.

Could have used that after seeing Johnny Dangerously.

Oh wow! So much money to be made!!

I saw, Wild Wild West (With Will Smith) and I was the ONLY ONE in the theater!

I need that machine!

Ironic that some folks would wait in line for hours at Universal Studios theme park, to experience “Back to the Future – The Ride.”

Haven’t been to a theater in more than 10 years. Now I can wait a few months, rent it for 1/3 to 1/4 of the price, and be just as disappointed.