Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 07, 2018

Probably because he grabbed her.

Let’s hope he doesn’t start a Facebook war.

Even our animals know when its time to join in the resistance.

It doesn’t take much with U-No-Hu.

Not believable. If it was someone high-profile like Opus, maybe.

He thought he was receiving Texts From Mittens.

https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2017/nov/13/john-oliver-trump-an-iphone-would-be-a-more-coherent-president

By getting more followers than him.

That is an easy thing to do, IF you have a Twitter account, all you do is tell the truth about his treason, and BINGO, you are now in a Twitter war with the big baby.

It was a case of mistaken identity. The president tried to grab it.

The sad part is the cat is winning.

The cat walked on the keyboard three times, and the next thing you know….

“Well, hoomin, I kept seeing this little birdie… I couldn’t resist!”“Maybe if you didn’t take my meowse away… "

“I pounced on his toupee.”

Stop getting political!

Dear owner, I will never answer your question but I will scratch you, poop on your bed, eat your food, not let you touch me, hide from you, and eventually die without telling you the answer to any of your questions. Love,Your catP.S. can you feed me?