Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 27, 2019

Shouldn’t that be “Whose is your favorite butt to sniff?”?

He’ll probably say, “poop”.

Tomorrow’s comic will feature the cat changing all the dog’s passwords.

Mothers maiden name? Gee, I don’t know, she was a real bitch and never told me.

The answer is “donkey”.

crotches!

that’s so yesterday

Since the real answers could be available elsewhere on line, I always lie – but I have a consistent set of lies.

I guess the last question is rhetorical.

Butts!

Is “fannycheeks” too complex?

Do they really need to assk that last question? Butt, perhaps they do…

What is your favorite thing to chew…. A Gucci handbag or Jimmy Choo shoes?

These are better than the ones I had to deal with yesterday.

This must be the profile questions for Buttbook.

Rhymes with NUMBER TWO

BACON!