Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 29, 2020

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    stillfickled Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Took him long enuff.

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    DevilDog2001 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Your landline number, maybe.

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    Gent  almost 5 years ago

    This joke fails because if you lost your phone, you should immediately notify the cellular service provider, disable your old SIM card which is in your lost phone and get a new one after providing your documents and other necessary things for registration. So, you’ll have your same number with you, but only with a different sim card in another phone. Also, better notify the police about the lost phone, just in case someone misuses your lost phone.

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    EmmettWayne  almost 5 years ago

    So….why do you even read comics? Just to pick them apart?

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    blunebottle  almost 5 years ago

    Reminds me of an absent-minded guy I heard of. He drove his truck to the repair shop to get an oil change, asked the mechanic how long it would take, drove the truck home and worked his orchard for a while, then drove back to ask if his truck was ready.

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    Found it!

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    enigmamz  almost 5 years ago

    Be a dear and call it real quick, thanks.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Hows she gonna call me when she’s got my phone!? Duh

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Use the “MyApple” app in your computer. It will find your phone in less time it took to write this. Don’t have an Apple computer? Oh, well. Good luck.

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    KEA  almost 5 years ago

    Reminds me of the admonition (back when we had land lines) from the telephone company to call them if we were having any problems with our phone.

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    Ripplin Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Enjoy your meal!You too!

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    Just find a Payphone and call your Voicemail.

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    That goes along with “My internet is down.” “OK chat with our customer support and we’ll troubleshoot it for you.”

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    But first; go home and see if you are there in case we need to call you…

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    paullp Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    “Why don’t you call a friend and ask him to call your phone, so you can find it when it rings? Oh, wait . . . never mind.”

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    stevenxfiles  almost 3 years ago

    Waa waa waaaaaa.

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    DevilDog2001 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    People talk all the time about getting rid of home landlines, but then things like this happen.

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