Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 01, 2020

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    mddshubby2005  over 4 years ago

    Must be on a diet – a HUNGRY dog would write ‘THREE BAGS’.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member over 4 years ago

    The Sharpie hits again.

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    Lady loves a joke  over 4 years ago

    That’s great!

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    Little Caesar  over 4 years ago

    Serving size of “Cheetos” is “approximately 13 pieces.”

    Yeah, sure.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 4 years ago

    It says here that the dog outwits him.

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    Carl  Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Funny thing is my greyhounds self regulate their eating perfectly. I could put out the whole bag and it would last as long (except for the ants in summer). Very depressing looking at their food bowls while I’m attacking the pantry.

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    jpayne4040  over 4 years ago

    Now that’s a smart dog!

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    paul  over 4 years ago

    If trump had a dog…

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    sarahbowl1 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Smart pup!

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter  over 4 years ago

    I used to do the same thing to my Mom with a package of Chips Ahoy

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    enigmamz  over 4 years ago

    Why did the Chic-fil-A cows change the serving size?

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    If you prick the pooch, …..phiffffffft in the air

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 4 years ago

    He worked his tail off to accomplish that.

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    dflak  over 4 years ago

    We had a dog who was a grazer. He would eat bits of food throughout the day. However, he always ate with us at dinner. He would go to the kitchen, pick up a piece of his food, walk to the dining room, chew it and then repeat the process for the rest of the meal: a very sociable animal.

    Our cat, on the other hand, complains loudly if her bowl is not full enough.

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    zeexenon  over 4 years ago

    Then quickly put him out where the lawn will be his second stomach, and like a cow he can regurgitate then re-chew for days.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    No wonder my sharpies keep disappearing!

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    NaturLvr  over 4 years ago

    Is the dog’s name Mikey?

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    o-k, I know cartoon physics here, but that dog is so fat, how can he even keep control of that marker, unless he scribbled on the carton with his mouth

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    stevenxfiles  almost 3 years ago

    That’s awesome!

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