Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 04, 2020

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    RobinHood  over 4 years ago

    Target is on the branch.

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    mddshubby2005  over 4 years ago

    Just think of it as an aerial suntan lotion application.

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    TStyle78  over 4 years ago

    I want that app!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 4 years ago

    That’s a good app to have, especially if you have a habit of going around “uncovered.”

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    Gent  over 4 years ago

    Feathered fiends!

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    blunebottle  over 4 years ago

    The dog translator app just says: “Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!”

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    Skeptical Meg  over 4 years ago

    I need that. Only one third of my birds speak English.

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    Aussie Down Under  over 4 years ago

    He has been spotted or soon will be.

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    jpayne4040  over 4 years ago

    ROFL! Wouldn’t surprise me in the least!

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    backyardcowboy  over 4 years ago

    “Open Bomb Bay Doors!”

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    dflak  over 4 years ago

    I’m getting to be like Dr. Dolittle. My wife and I live on a small lake and can identify dozens of different bird calls including two different species of owl. According to my son we have 14 different species of frog. Sometimes it sounds like a jungle in our backyard.

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    mikeyman  over 4 years ago

    Birds have a bull’s eye view of everything.

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    PO' DAWG  over 4 years ago

    If the Flue sh_ts, wear it.

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    John M  over 4 years ago

    car parked outside looks like their bigger relations have played same game – not mine so don’t care (I am unusual on the estate – I put my car in garage)

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    Shouldn’t you be doing something more productive, like hanging out at a car wash.

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    sobrown51  over 4 years ago

    and yet he continues on…

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 4 years ago

    I do want that app, tho.

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    stevenxfiles  about 3 years ago

    Prepare to poop.

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