Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 21, 2020

For a fraction of a second, the saw the “Frank in Stein” as a Dalek before I read the text.

Bravo, Mark!

“It’s Frankensteen”

https://youtu.be/nxxSIX3fmmo

iHalloween™ from Apple….

Those are all good. “Can’t Dracula” is my favorite.

And then there’s the scariest one: The Swamp Thong!

The Headless Horse-Man, a headless Minotaur.

And not to forget the biggest monster of em all – Disney, the eater and destroyer of brands.

I wonder about “Frankincense(?)”?

So much for auto correckt….er ….

Mommy should be wrapped in a tattered bed sheet.

Nosferatu => Nose for a toot

I suppose that’s supposed to be a “mummy” joke, but I still find it offensive. So sick of everyone blaming their mothers for most everything.

This is so very clever.

Even a mummy could be someone’s mommy.

Creature from the black legume was done already by somebody.

And the bagel and lox Ness monster.