Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 26, 2021

You definitely don’t want the dung beetle’s… order even by mistake

My soup is cold. Oh wait. It’s gazpacho.

Last time I was in a restaurant I got both – but ordered none of it. Well…that really was the LAST time I was in restaurant

Only one hair? Only one fly?

Do you have to pay the Fusco Brothers royalties?

What a lousy waiter, and nit-picky customers.

Is the spider treating the louse to fatten him up for dessert?

…and they licked their plates all clean

Everyone’s happy now! OY

Thanks for swapping the bowls, Ant Bee.

Waiter, there’s soup on my fly.

It was the leech he could do.

The old punchline is “because it’s fly soup”.

Why would the louse want one with hair in it? Don’t lice sometimes infest hair?

Another winner! And everyone is happy.

As the soup-eating pilot told the barbell-lifting co-pilot after dropping it: Flyer, there’s a weight in my soup.

Now that’s more like it.