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Off the Mark

By Mark Parisi

Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 01, 2021

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    momofalex7  over 3 years ago

    Hard on the violin.

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    mddshubby2005  over 3 years ago

    That dress wasn’t originally yellow…

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    Wilde Bill  over 3 years ago

    As Twoset Violin would say, “Sacrilegious!”

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    boniface22  over 3 years ago

    I don’t get this at all.

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    Ubintold  over 3 years ago

    Shey, isn’t that stuff kind of sticky?

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    Eh? I don’t gets it.

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    mikeyman  over 3 years ago

    And you don’t yell “Encore!” after a TD. Stay in your lane Sergio.

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    Less Monday... More Friday  over 3 years ago

    Do they make hard Gatorade yet? Might be less painful.

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    Mary Sullivan Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Before I read the words, I thought it was something to do with Carrie. Glad he is just a sports fan.

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    Indianapolis Smith  over 3 years ago

    GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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    Indianapolis Smith  over 3 years ago

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

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    uniquename  over 3 years ago

    Darned Americans are really confusing sometimes.

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    ’They’re all going to laugh at you! They’re all going to laugh at you!’

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    hooglah  over 3 years ago

    That’s fine.

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    mistercatworks  over 3 years ago

    Another ghastly “talent reveal” plan gone wrong.

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    JeffSiperly  over 3 years ago

    Shades of Carrie “They’re going to laugh at you!!”

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    stamps  over 3 years ago

    Well, she was playing Chopin’s Raindrop Prelude.

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    david.reichert  over 3 years ago

    The third audience silhouette. Is that a person with hands on their head, Or a person with no head and hands on their hips?

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