Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 11, 2021

“It seems that the stripper hasn’t waxed or shaved recently.”

LOL! The facial expressions are priceless.

And Fluffy expresses her opinion of the proceedings.

Our Guest of Honor, Mr. Puckers, will now give a toast!

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Eh, it’s going to be out of focus anyway.

This could still be an option for the introvert brides who aren’t into the more wild parts of the bachelorette party experience.

The old one eyed cat.

Thank goodness the other Zoomers can only see the tip of the tail. Imagine the view if the cat was taller. Worse than Prancer and Vixen’s view on Christmas eve.

“Kitty smile” – comin’ at ya.

It’s a a cat ass trophy.

Zoom- in on the ring of terror

Unless the camera is in the middle of the screen, the most they would see is the tip of the cat’s tail. Reminds me of when I was remotely notarizing a document and I asked the client to hold it up to the camera – he placed it on his monitor screen like it was a photocopier. I had to remind him that the camera is at the TOP of the screen, and to please hold it back a couple of feet.

let’s hope there’s not a string (or something) hanging out

And now the stripper has arrived!

Only one cat?

Shake it, Mittens!

“Why Claire, you never looked better.”

Damn caty wyjvfpdbsd bv walking on my wdtcny mo keypad!

Whyizzit you never see dogs walking on keyboards?

This happens relatively frequently in zoom groups I’ve been in… I think it probably collects as many snickers as it does grimaces.