Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 27, 2021

What idiot green lighted this plan?

Ya gotta learn to synchronize, dummies!

How about those aliens – they just don’t stop!

For some it’s just “Go. Go. Go.”

Some just never really change.

Gee, and they pulled all the stops out too.

Sometimes no matter how I try, I just can’t get going.

A cautionary tale! Next time, put in the yellow contacts.

Aha. Just what the alien astronaut theorists had always suspected.

What didn’t go well?

In every red, there is a little green

Just over the hill comes Giorgio Tsoukalos

Those aliens are a traffic accident waiting to happen. Oh wait…

All depends on what the objective was

We come in peace. We mean you no harm. OOPS!

What if they visited a red-light district?

Another reason for round-abouts or traffic circles. I hate those things.

Here’s looking at you kid … and you … and you … and you …

We can’t survive without traffic lights? Really?

We should at least have asked Amber to go with us.

And that, kiddies, is my first big laugh of the day!